Blast's Dating misadventures

[Blast]

I have one, I'm not sharing

[stonedmegman]

[Animal]

I have one, I'm not sharing

i can sniff out a liar like a fart in a car.

[Antknot]

I have one, I'm not sharing

i can sniff out a liar like a fart in a car.

[Blast]

Dammit, the chick that I was looking forward to went down with the 'rona and pnemonia.

[hawkfan8812]

dibs on her record player.

[Blast]

dibs on her record player.

I'm free tonight now, your wife doing anyone later?

[hawkfan8812]

dibs on her record player.

I'm free tonight now, your wife doing anyone later?

Are you tired of being here?

[Blast]

dibs on her record player.

I'm free tonight now, your wife doing anyone later?

Are you tired of being here?

It's not Thursday, I'm safe.

[Bluespruce1964]

[Blast]

Unexpected date today. Went well enough but I think I may be a bit too much chaos for her. Nice eyes, thick. I'd go out again, it was a good time. Met with an ex from 4 years ago last night. She'd been in a wreck a couple years back and damn near lost her leg, she put some weight on but still an easy conversation, but she seemed distracted. Noticed she walks with a minor limp now. The covid case from Friday, something seems off, too good to be true/what the hell was she up to?. I'm noping out unless something convinces me otherwise.

[Blast]

Uhhg, I think my standards are nonexistent. Had to take a scalding shower to get the smell of cigarettes, tequila, bad perfume, and shame off me this morning.

[Animal]

Uhhg, I think my standards are nonexistent. Had to take a scalding shower to get the smell of cigarettes, tequila, bad perfume, and shame off me this morning.

was she on the main stage or just a server?

[CentralTexasCrude]

Uhhg, I think my standards are nonexistent. Had to take a scalding shower to get the smell of cigarettes, tequila, bad perfume, and shame off me this morning.

So, just a normal weekend for you?

[Deathproof]

I watched all these Guido Gagootz videos today. That shit is fucking hilarious. I recommend them to anyone who hasn't seen them.

[Blast]

Uhhg, I think my standards are nonexistent. Had to take a scalding shower to get the smell of cigarettes, tequila, bad perfume, and shame off me this morning.

So, just a normal weekend for you?

It still involved women so it's still exponentially better than yours. Lets be honest, drinking tequila and riding a moped, then having to shower off the shame is a lot better than drinking crappy beer and soiling yourself.

[Charliesheen]

Uhhg, I think my standards are nonexistent. Had to take a scalding shower to get the smell of cigarettes, tequila, bad perfume, and shame off me this morning.

So, just a normal weekend for you?

It still involved women so it's still exponentially better than yours. Lets be honest, drinking tequila and riding a moped, then having to shower off the shame is a lot better than drinking crappy beer and soiling yourself.

Without a doubt.

[Blast]

Another first date but I'd been talking to this chick all week. Tall, curvy, not a toothpick by any means. Very interesting date. Will see this one again.

[Blast]

And she'll be swinging by the house this afternoon...

[CentralTexasCrude]

And she'll be swinging by the house this afternoon...

Will she be swinging using her arms or her tail?

[Blast]

And she'll be swinging by the house this afternoon...

Will she be swinging using her arms or her tail?

The swing in my bedroom...

[Blast]

I need a weekend to recover from this last weekend. 3rd/4th/5th dates with one woman. Started Thursday at her place, ended Sunday morning at mine.

[Animal]

i'm not buying a word of it.

[CentralTexasCrude]

I need a weekend to recover from this last weekend. 3rd/4th/5th dates with one woman. Started Thursday at her place, ended Sunday morning at mine.

How many times a day do you have to walk her?

[Blast]

I need a weekend to recover from this last weekend. 3rd/4th/5th dates with one woman. Started Thursday at her place, ended Sunday morning at mine.

How many times a day do you have to walk her?

How many times a day do you inflate yours?