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Re: Blast's Dating misadventures

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Ive found that a well placed "Get your shit together or I'm outta here." works nicely.
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Blast wrote: Tue Dec 08, 2020 11:32 am
Animal wrote: Mon Dec 07, 2020 10:23 pm
Blast wrote: Mon Dec 07, 2020 10:18 pm Right, I post this then go over and she is totally relaxed and back to her self since she got the annual trust fund distribution. What a blowjob
what kind of driving distance is there between her place and your new place you bought?
15 minutes.
Well, then this is all entirely doable.
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The end is nigh! Single Blast may be coming soon...
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Blast wrote: Thu Sep 08, 2022 1:49 pm The end is nigh! Single Blast may be coming soon...
how did you manage to fuck this up?
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Sounds like that basement is finally going to get some use.
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Animal wrote: Thu Sep 08, 2022 1:59 pm
Blast wrote: Thu Sep 08, 2022 1:49 pm The end is nigh! Single Blast may be coming soon...
how did you manage to fuck this up?
She wants me to quit ruling out getting married and start to go to church, help more with her house, spend more time cleaning my house, finish the projects she wants me to do around her house, I have stuff I need to do on my own, and on and on. Saw this coming a few months ago, I was just riding it out. She has that misconception that if she let's me go maybe I'll come back in a few months. I'll fill in everything once we have a sit down tomorrow night.
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Blast wrote: Thu Sep 08, 2022 3:09 pm
Animal wrote: Thu Sep 08, 2022 1:59 pm
Blast wrote: Thu Sep 08, 2022 1:49 pm The end is nigh! Single Blast may be coming soon...
how did you manage to fuck this up?
She wants me to quit ruling out getting married and start to go to church, help more with her house, spend more time cleaning my house, finish the projects she wants me to do around her house, I have stuff I need to do on my own, and on and on. Saw this coming a few months ago, I was just riding it out. She has that misconception that if she let's me go maybe I'll come back in a few months. I'll fill in everything once we have a sit down tomorrow night.
tell her that there's this guy you know on the internet that thinks she's being a selfish cunt.
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Thanks for the vote of confidence and I'm sure it'll keep her up at night. Also seems like she gets jealous when I have a success .
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Blast wrote: Thu Sep 08, 2022 3:09 pm
Animal wrote: Thu Sep 08, 2022 1:59 pm
Blast wrote: Thu Sep 08, 2022 1:49 pm The end is nigh! Single Blast may be coming soon...
how did you manage to fuck this up?
She wants me to quit ruling out getting married and start to go to church, help more with her house, spend more time cleaning my house, finish the projects she wants me to do around her house, I have stuff I need to do on my own, and on and on. Saw this coming a few months ago, I was just riding it out. She has that misconception that if she let's me go maybe I'll come back in a few months. I'll fill in everything once we have a sit down tomorrow night.
Yeah, that's a deal breaker.
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Blast wrote: Thu Sep 08, 2022 3:28 pm Thanks for the vote of confidence and I'm sure it'll keep her up at night. Also seems like she gets jealous when I have a success .
fortunately for her, that's pretty rare though.
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Sounds like everything she wants to change involves you. Fuck that. Say: "Everything on your list involves ME and changes to my lifestyle. What exactly are YOU changing?"

There has to be a compromise somewhere if you feel it's worth continuing. If she says she's compromised enough already...well, she's made your decision for you.
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honestly, though. we are going to need nudes to make an informed decision. depending on them, you just might have to put up with her shit.
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Never got a chance to get any. She was paranoid of them getting stolen. Curvy and thick, perky boobs for 54 and could do the splits still. Think I'll try to go a bit younger next time but I didn't realize she was that much older when we first met.
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You already know what I think about this. Bout fuckin time.
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JCW wrote: Thu Sep 08, 2022 6:00 pm You already know what I think about this. Bout fuckin time.
i'm going to have to agree with this. having never met her and having no idea of anything about her, the lack of nudes is simply a deal breaker for me.
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CHEEZY17 wrote: Thu Sep 08, 2022 3:46 pm Sounds like everything she wants to change involves you. Fuck that. Say: "Everything on your list involves ME and changes to my lifestyle. What exactly are YOU changing?"

There has to be a compromise somewhere if you feel it's worth continuing. If she says she's compromised enough already...well, she's made your decision for you.
This.
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Animal wrote: Thu Sep 08, 2022 6:32 pm
JCW wrote: Thu Sep 08, 2022 6:00 pm You already know what I think about this. Bout fuckin time.
i'm going to have to agree with this. having never met her and having no idea of anything about her, the lack of nudes is simply a deal breaker for me.
100% not why I said that. I know a lot more about this situation than has been posted here. Shes forever not listening to what he wants, making decisions without consulting him, thinking she can just use money to make problems go away and refusing to compromise. No one deserves to have their wants and needs completely dismissed by their partner. Even Blast.
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JCW wrote: Thu Sep 08, 2022 6:54 pm
Animal wrote: Thu Sep 08, 2022 6:32 pm
JCW wrote: Thu Sep 08, 2022 6:00 pm You already know what I think about this. Bout fuckin time.
i'm going to have to agree with this. having never met her and having no idea of anything about her, the lack of nudes is simply a deal breaker for me.
100% not why I said that. I know a lot more about this situation than has been posted here. Shes forever not listening to what he wants, making decisions without consulting him, thinking she can just use money to make problems go away and refusing to compromise. No one deserves to have their wants and needs completely dismissed by their partner. Even Blast.
Are you sure he's not into that?
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JCW wrote: Thu Sep 08, 2022 6:54 pm
Animal wrote: Thu Sep 08, 2022 6:32 pm
JCW wrote: Thu Sep 08, 2022 6:00 pm You already know what I think about this. Bout fuckin time.
i'm going to have to agree with this. having never met her and having no idea of anything about her, the lack of nudes is simply a deal breaker for me.
100% not why I said that. I know a lot more about this situation than has been posted here. Shes forever not listening to what he wants, making decisions without consulting him, thinking she can just use money to make problems go away and refusing to compromise. No one deserves to have their wants and needs completely dismissed by their partner. Even Blast.
i think we all know you were talking about the lack of nudes.
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JCW wrote: Thu Sep 08, 2022 6:54 pm
Animal wrote: Thu Sep 08, 2022 6:32 pm
JCW wrote: Thu Sep 08, 2022 6:00 pm You already know what I think about this. Bout fuckin time.
i'm going to have to agree with this. having never met her and having no idea of anything about her, the lack of nudes is simply a deal breaker for me.
100% not why I said that. I know a lot more about this situation than has been posted here. Shes forever not listening to what he wants, making decisions without consulting him, thinking she can just use money to make problems go away and refusing to compromise. No one deserves to have their wants and needs completely dismissed by their partner. Even Blast.
Hey!
The list gets longer. Damn. Tell me what you really think of her :lol:
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Animal wrote: Thu Sep 08, 2022 6:59 pm
JCW wrote: Thu Sep 08, 2022 6:54 pm
Animal wrote: Thu Sep 08, 2022 6:32 pm
JCW wrote: Thu Sep 08, 2022 6:00 pm You already know what I think about this. Bout fuckin time.
i'm going to have to agree with this. having never met her and having no idea of anything about her, the lack of nudes is simply a deal breaker for me.
100% not why I said that. I know a lot more about this situation than has been posted here. Shes forever not listening to what he wants, making decisions without consulting him, thinking she can just use money to make problems go away and refusing to compromise. No one deserves to have their wants and needs completely dismissed by their partner. Even Blast.
i think we all know you were talking about the lack of nudes.
I have a few of my ex wife and the hair stylist I was banging a few years ago, but I think only death proof would want to see those.
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Blast wrote: Thu Sep 08, 2022 8:22 pm
Animal wrote: Thu Sep 08, 2022 6:59 pm
JCW wrote: Thu Sep 08, 2022 6:54 pm
Animal wrote: Thu Sep 08, 2022 6:32 pm
JCW wrote: Thu Sep 08, 2022 6:00 pm You already know what I think about this. Bout fuckin time.
i'm going to have to agree with this. having never met her and having no idea of anything about her, the lack of nudes is simply a deal breaker for me.
100% not why I said that. I know a lot more about this situation than has been posted here. Shes forever not listening to what he wants, making decisions without consulting him, thinking she can just use money to make problems go away and refusing to compromise. No one deserves to have their wants and needs completely dismissed by their partner. Even Blast.
i think we all know you were talking about the lack of nudes.
I have a few of my ex wife and the hair stylist I was banging a few years ago, but I think only death proof would want to see those.
i am going to bet you would be wrong about that.
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What the fuck is the deal with wanting you to go to church??! You should just convert to the church of Satan.
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Tell her you don't eat no damn burnt toast!
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