Blue's Kitchen tips
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Blue's Kitchen tips
When smoking salmon, don't light the tail. It's hard to keep it lit.
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take the core out of a head of lettuce and put it in a gallon zip lock bag. It will stay fresh for weeks.
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Re: Blue's Kitchen tips
I wish they would make refried beans in smaller cans like tomato sauce.
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Re: Blue's Kitchen tips
weird fact. "No Fat" refried beans, in the cheap can, taste the same as regular refried beans. i have no idea how they do that since the main ingredient in refried beans is bacon grease.Bluespruce1964 wrote: ↑Sun Sep 04, 2022 12:52 am I wish they would make refried beans in smaller cans like tomato sauce.
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Funny as hell since it's the only refried beans I buy. Hard to beat at 98 cents a can.Animal wrote: ↑Sun Sep 04, 2022 1:43 amweird fact. "No Fat" refried beans, in the cheap can, taste the same as regular refried beans. i have no idea how they do that since the main ingredient in refried beans is bacon grease.Bluespruce1964 wrote: ↑Sun Sep 04, 2022 12:52 am I wish they would make refried beans in smaller cans like tomato sauce.
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Re: Blue's Kitchen tips
Why would one want to save the core of a head of lettuce?Bluespruce1964 wrote: ↑Sun Sep 04, 2022 12:51 am take the core out of a head of lettuce and put it in a gallon zip lock bag. It will stay fresh for weeks.
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sorry - throw out the core and put the rest of the head in the bag.
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So the BF recently brought up how I don't cook. I reminded him how he acts when I cook, how his family makes jokes about my cooking, so why should I waste my time. He was like no no it's not like that.
I cooked for 4 days straight - my son liked everything. The Bf had complaints on every single thing. BY Thursday I was fucking done.
I'm really good at baking and doing breakfast, but I guess every other thing I make is flavorless, dry, too watery, or just blah. I'm fucking over it. We got together and he was the one that does the cooking. All my exes have done the cooking- like this is the way we met why the fuck are you expecting me to be like Rachel Ray all of a sudden. / end rant
I cooked for 4 days straight - my son liked everything. The Bf had complaints on every single thing. BY Thursday I was fucking done.
I'm really good at baking and doing breakfast, but I guess every other thing I make is flavorless, dry, too watery, or just blah. I'm fucking over it. We got together and he was the one that does the cooking. All my exes have done the cooking- like this is the way we met why the fuck are you expecting me to be like Rachel Ray all of a sudden. / end rant
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It actually really hurts my feelings and makes me incredibly sad and deflated. Why should I even try if everything sucks??
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There is no gravity. The earth sucks.disco.moon wrote: ↑Sun Sep 04, 2022 3:06 am It actually really hurts my feelings and makes me incredibly sad and deflated. Why should I even try if everything sucks??
And my ex and I had the same deal. I cooked and she did the dishes. She knew when I was pissed aboot something because I would make everything dirty.
I DON'T HAVE DUCKS IN A ROW. I HAVE SQUIRRELS AND THEY ARE AT A RAVE
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I misread that said "There is no gravy" and thought maybe that's what's wrong with Disco's cooking.stonedmegman wrote: ↑Sun Sep 04, 2022 3:39 amThere is no gravity. The earth sucks.disco.moon wrote: ↑Sun Sep 04, 2022 3:06 am It actually really hurts my feelings and makes me incredibly sad and deflated. Why should I even try if everything sucks??
And my ex and I had the same deal. I cooked and she did the dishes. She knew when I was pissed aboot something because I would make everything dirty.
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Speaking of gravy I remember woohooguy going on aboot the canned stuff.Antknot wrote: ↑Sun Sep 04, 2022 3:57 amI misread that said "There is no gravy" and thought maybe that's what's wrong with Disco's cooking.stonedmegman wrote: ↑Sun Sep 04, 2022 3:39 amThere is no gravity. The earth sucks.disco.moon wrote: ↑Sun Sep 04, 2022 3:06 am It actually really hurts my feelings and makes me incredibly sad and deflated. Why should I even try if everything sucks??
And my ex and I had the same deal. I cooked and she did the dishes. She knew when I was pissed aboot something because I would make everything dirty.
I DON'T HAVE DUCKS IN A ROW. I HAVE SQUIRRELS AND THEY ARE AT A RAVE
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Yeah.
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Most people who are food snobs can't tell the difference between the expensive stuff and the cheap stuff unless you show them while you make it. You will find several of them here.
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You deserve better.disco.moon wrote: ↑Sun Sep 04, 2022 3:06 am It actually really hurts my feelings and makes me incredibly sad and deflated. Why should I even try if everything sucks??
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So, I'm curious- what did you cook for those nights?disco.moon wrote: ↑Sun Sep 04, 2022 3:02 am So the BF recently brought up how I don't cook. I reminded him how he acts when I cook, how his family makes jokes about my cooking, so why should I waste my time. He was like no no it's not like that.
I cooked for 4 days straight - my son liked everything. The Bf had complaints on every single thing. BY Thursday I was fucking done.
I'm really good at baking and doing breakfast, but I guess every other thing I make is flavorless, dry, too watery, or just blah. I'm fucking over it. We got together and he was the one that does the cooking. All my exes have done the cooking- like this is the way we met why the fuck are you expecting me to be like Rachel Ray all of a sudden. / end rant
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can we all come over for breakfast?disco.moon wrote: ↑Sun Sep 04, 2022 3:02 am So the BF recently brought up how I don't cook. I reminded him how he acts when I cook, how his family makes jokes about my cooking, so why should I waste my time. He was like no no it's not like that.
I cooked for 4 days straight - my son liked everything. The Bf had complaints on every single thing. BY Thursday I was fucking done.
I'm really good at baking and doing breakfast, but I guess every other thing I make is flavorless, dry, too watery, or just blah. I'm fucking over it. We got together and he was the one that does the cooking. All my exes have done the cooking- like this is the way we met why the fuck are you expecting me to be like Rachel Ray all of a sudden. / end rant
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So the first night was rubbed chicken with roasted veges (brocoli, Brussels, mushrooms and garlic) that was the only good night.Cyberhonky wrote: ↑Sun Sep 04, 2022 10:38 amSo, I'm curious- what did you cook for those nights?disco.moon wrote: ↑Sun Sep 04, 2022 3:02 am So the BF recently brought up how I don't cook. I reminded him how he acts when I cook, how his family makes jokes about my cooking, so why should I waste my time. He was like no no it's not like that.
I cooked for 4 days straight - my son liked everything. The Bf had complaints on every single thing. BY Thursday I was fucking done.
I'm really good at baking and doing breakfast, but I guess every other thing I make is flavorless, dry, too watery, or just blah. I'm fucking over it. We got together and he was the one that does the cooking. All my exes have done the cooking- like this is the way we met why the fuck are you expecting me to be like Rachel Ray all of a sudden. / end rant
Then I did burgers which were too "hard" and dry with roasted taters, then I did taco salad - spices from the cabinet, not a packet and Spanish rice (from a box) and the meat wasn't flavorful enough and there was still some water in the rice (I think I misread the directions) then by Thursday night it was take out.
The BF is from an Italian family, they're food snobs. Also, I do not cook from a place of love - so there's that.
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I do amazing breakfasts. Pancakes, French Toast, homemade hash browns, all the eggs, etc.Bluespruce1964 wrote: ↑Sun Sep 04, 2022 12:53 pmcan we all come over for breakfast?disco.moon wrote: ↑Sun Sep 04, 2022 3:02 am So the BF recently brought up how I don't cook. I reminded him how he acts when I cook, how his family makes jokes about my cooking, so why should I waste my time. He was like no no it's not like that.
I cooked for 4 days straight - my son liked everything. The Bf had complaints on every single thing. BY Thursday I was fucking done.
I'm really good at baking and doing breakfast, but I guess every other thing I make is flavorless, dry, too watery, or just blah. I'm fucking over it. We got together and he was the one that does the cooking. All my exes have done the cooking- like this is the way we met why the fuck are you expecting me to be like Rachel Ray all of a sudden. / end rant
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You’re too beautiful to be in the kitchen.disco.moon wrote: ↑Sun Sep 04, 2022 3:06 am It actually really hurts my feelings and makes me incredibly sad and deflated. Why should I even try if everything sucks??
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I've missed you the most.woohooguy wrote: ↑Sun Sep 04, 2022 3:21 pmYou’re too beautiful to be in the kitchen.disco.moon wrote: ↑Sun Sep 04, 2022 3:06 am It actually really hurts my feelings and makes me incredibly sad and deflated. Why should I even try if everything sucks??
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The difference between a taco and a tostada is a box of broken taco shells on the markdown rack.
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FFSdisco.moon wrote: ↑Sun Sep 04, 2022 1:02 pm
Then I did burgers which were too "hard" and dry with roasted taters, then I did taco salad - spices from the cabinet, not a packet and Spanish rice (from a box) and the meat wasn't flavorful enough and there was still some water in the rice (I think I misread the directions) then by Thursday night it was take out.
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Re: Blue's Kitchen tips
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