Life stats you want to know

[CHEEZY17]

Wouldnt it be cool if you could access all of the data from your life like a computer file?

Which girlfriend did I bang the most?
How many pounds of cheese have I eaten?
How many times have I cranked one out?
How many hours have I spent on UJ?
What road have I driven on the most?
How many hours have I spent watching TV or reading?
Whats the total amount of jizz I've delivered?
What song have I heard the most?

[Blast]

Wouldnt it be cool if you could access all of the data from your life like a computer file?

Which girlfriend did I bang the most?
How many pounds of cheese have I eaten?
How many times have I cranked one out?
How many hours have I spent on UJ?
What road have I driven on the most?
How many hours have I spent watching TV or reading?
Whats the total amount of jizz I've delivered?
What song have I heard the most?

I know I've pumped more jizz into the chick I've been seeing in the last three months than I did my ex the entire last year we were married. She's getting as annoying too.

[WestTexasCrude]

The minutes/ hours/ weeks/ months/ years I've wasted on UJ/UJR. Could have built a corporation, sinking my billions on expensive electric cars that nobody will ever buy. Brilliant strategy.

[Geist]

How many feet of poop.

[CHEEZY17]

How many feet of poop.

Or total pounds. Holy fuck it would have to be tons. Imagine the amount of turd one single 85 year old man has dumped on this earth over the course of his life.

[Antknot]

Wouldnt it be cool if you could access all of the data from your life like a computer file?

Which girlfriend did I bang the most?
How many pounds of cheese have I eaten?
How many times have I cranked one out?
How many hours have I spent on UJ?
What road have I driven on the most?
How many hours have I spent watching TV or reading?
Whats the total amount of jizz I've delivered?
What song have I heard the most?

Define the road driven on the most. Most times? Most miles?

[CHEEZY17]

Wouldnt it be cool if you could access all of the data from your life like a computer file?

Which girlfriend did I bang the most?
How many pounds of cheese have I eaten?
How many times have I cranked one out?
How many hours have I spent on UJ?
What road have I driven on the most?
How many hours have I spent watching TV or reading?
Whats the total amount of jizz I've delivered?
What song have I heard the most?

Define the road driven on the most. Most times? Most miles?

Both.

[Antknot]

Wouldnt it be cool if you could access all of the data from your life like a computer file?

Which girlfriend did I bang the most?
How many pounds of cheese have I eaten?
How many times have I cranked one out?
How many hours have I spent on UJ?
What road have I driven on the most?
How many hours have I spent watching TV or reading?
Whats the total amount of jizz I've delivered?
What song have I heard the most?

Define the road driven on the most. Most times? Most miles?

Both.

Most times is the road I've lived on since 1996. Most likely the most miles too.

[B-Tender]

Most miles? Interstate 5, CA.

[CaptQuint]

The New York State Thruway was like a second home to me

[CHEEZY17]

I'd be curious to know how many hours of porn I've watched.

[Zerobeat]

takeout.google.com might give you an insight to some life stats...

[Antknot]

I'd be curious to know how many hours of porn I've watched.

Does fast forwarding past the dialog count?

[CHEEZY17]

So I did some precise calculations and scientific research (Google) and came up with this: Given that the average man drops approximately a pound of poop each day and taking child years into consideration (less poop obviously), the typical 40 year old man will have dropped somewhere in the range of 10,000-12,000 pounds of shit onto the Earth. Lets call it 5 and a half tons of shit. Theres about 3.5 billion males on Earth right now. Thats really the only thing that matters because obviously women dont poop.