Canadian Thread-Jack

[Animal]

How many trees in a shit ton?

A Shit-ton is equivalent to 24 metric assloads, or 1/10th of a fuck-ton.

Used to measure un-quantifiable amounts of something. Although it can be used in the measurement of very large people it actually is not a unit of weight.

So, depending on the species and age of the trees, it would probably be around a whole bunch.

[megman]

How many trees in a shit ton?

A Shit-ton is equivalent to 24 metric assloads, or 1/10th of a fuck-ton.

Used to measure un-quantifiable amounts of something. Although it can be used in the measurement of very large people it actually is not a unit of weight.

So, depending on the species and age of the trees, it would probably be around a whole bunch.

Mind blown.

[Reservoir Dog]

How many trees in a shit ton?

A Shit-ton is equivalent to 24 metric assloads, or 1/10th of a fuck-ton.

Used to measure un-quantifiable amounts of something. Although it can be used in the measurement of very large people it actually is not a unit of weight.

So, depending on the species and age of the trees, it would probably be around a whole bunch.

An excellent explanation.
But is a shit ton more or less than a raping?

[Animal]

An excellent explanation.
But is a shit ton more or less than a raping?

well, that depends on your perspective. let's say you have a big fucking forest. and in that big fucking forest you have several shit tons of trees. if someone was to rape that forest, they would take almost all of the trees. so, in that case, a shit ton would be much less than a raping.

[Reservoir Dog]

An excellent explanation.
But is a shit ton more or less than a raping?

well, that depends on your perspective. let's say you have a big fucking forest. and in that big fucking forest you have several shit tons of trees. if someone was to rape that forest, they would take almost all of the trees. so, in that case, a shit ton would be much less than a raping.

But what if you only raped one shit ton of trees?

[Animal]

An excellent explanation.
But is a shit ton more or less than a raping?

well, that depends on your perspective. let's say you have a big fucking forest. and in that big fucking forest you have several shit tons of trees. if someone was to rape that forest, they would take almost all of the trees. so, in that case, a shit ton would be much less than a raping.

But what if you only raped one shit ton of trees?

That is certainly possible. if a forest had exactly a shit ton of trees and you raped the forest, then they would be the same.