It's not easy being as good looking as I am.
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CaptQuint
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Re: It's not easy being as good looking as I am.
Any damn fool can navigate the world sober. It takes a really good sailor to do it drunk
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Re: It's not easy being as good looking as I am.
Do you have a cashapp? He's a millionaire you knowReservoir Dog wrote: ↑Fri Apr 05, 2019 10:41 pmThat dude is sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo queer.
But I'm so fucking good looking I don't blame him.
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JackRabbit_Slim
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Re: It's not easy being as good looking as I am.
Dear Penthouse,Flumper wrote: ↑Fri Apr 05, 2019 8:32 pm its funny that you started this thread. i got hit on at lunch today. there is a dive bar that has really good burgers. i don't go in there often and i guess never had on a friday. first, i was surprised how many people were there. normally only a handful. next there was a table of women (3 of them) that were all pretty cute. anyway, i go get a table by myself and order lunch and iced tea. so i'm working a crossword and notice one of the women kept looking at me. i could only see one flaw in her, she was drinking lone star beer, which is a little odd. when i was done, i went to the bar to pay and when i turned to leave, she was turned all the way around in her chair waiting and said, "you aren't leaving are you?" I just grinned and said, "I wish i could stay, but i have to get back to work" she said, "well, come back later".
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Re: It's not easy being as good looking as I am.
JackRabbit_Slim wrote: ↑Sat Apr 06, 2019 12:16 amDear Penthouse,Flumper wrote: ↑Fri Apr 05, 2019 8:32 pm its funny that you started this thread. i got hit on at lunch today. there is a dive bar that has really good burgers. i don't go in there often and i guess never had on a friday. first, i was surprised how many people were there. normally only a handful. next there was a table of women (3 of them) that were all pretty cute. anyway, i go get a table by myself and order lunch and iced tea. so i'm working a crossword and notice one of the women kept looking at me. i could only see one flaw in her, she was drinking lone star beer, which is a little odd. when i was done, i went to the bar to pay and when i turned to leave, she was turned all the way around in her chair waiting and said, "you aren't leaving are you?" I just grinned and said, "I wish i could stay, but i have to get back to work" she said, "well, come back later".
