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WestTexasCrude wrote: Fri Apr 05, 2019 9:42 pm
QillerDaemon wrote: Fri Apr 05, 2019 1:52 pm
WestTexasCrude wrote: Fri Apr 05, 2019 12:58 pm Well hell. Great news. My cat showed up after 3 days. Not a scratch on him. Just very sick.
I was gonna say, it's spring time, male cats, even de-balled ones, sometimes just get a notion and go alley-catting. Wind up disappearing for a few days or even a week or two. Then they come up a little skinnier and with a few bruises or a torn ear. And looking for a warm lap to sleep on.

But be sure to take him to the vet for a good check-up if he really appears sick or at least not his usual self. Sadly, cats have a reputation for hiding in some lost cubbie hole when they're sick, sometimes it's almost too late by the time they slither back wanting your help.
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Reservoir Dog wrote: Fri Apr 05, 2019 10:49 pm
WestTexasCrude wrote: Fri Apr 05, 2019 9:42 pm
QillerDaemon wrote: Fri Apr 05, 2019 1:52 pm
WestTexasCrude wrote: Fri Apr 05, 2019 12:58 pm Well hell. Great news. My cat showed up after 3 days. Not a scratch on him. Just very sick.
I was gonna say, it's spring time, male cats, even de-balled ones, sometimes just get a notion and go alley-catting. Wind up disappearing for a few days or even a week or two. Then they come up a little skinnier and with a few bruises or a torn ear. And looking for a warm lap to sleep on.

But be sure to take him to the vet for a good check-up if he really appears sick or at least not his usual self. Sadly, cats have a reputation for hiding in some lost cubbie hole when they're sick, sometimes it's almost too late by the time they slither back wanting your help.
Thanks.
Sick pussy.
Google it.
I did. Said someone who needs math training. Don't know what they mean.
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WestTexasCrude wrote: Fri Apr 05, 2019 11:11 pm
Reservoir Dog wrote: Fri Apr 05, 2019 10:49 pm
WestTexasCrude wrote: Fri Apr 05, 2019 9:42 pm
QillerDaemon wrote: Fri Apr 05, 2019 1:52 pm
WestTexasCrude wrote: Fri Apr 05, 2019 12:58 pm Well hell. Great news. My cat showed up after 3 days. Not a scratch on him. Just very sick.
I was gonna say, it's spring time, male cats, even de-balled ones, sometimes just get a notion and go alley-catting. Wind up disappearing for a few days or even a week or two. Then they come up a little skinnier and with a few bruises or a torn ear. And looking for a warm lap to sleep on.

But be sure to take him to the vet for a good check-up if he really appears sick or at least not his usual self. Sadly, cats have a reputation for hiding in some lost cubbie hole when they're sick, sometimes it's almost too late by the time they slither back wanting your help.
Thanks.
Sick pussy.
Google it.
I did. Said someone who needs math training. Don't know what they mean.
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It means you Googled your own name.
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Reservoir Dog wrote: Fri Apr 05, 2019 11:17 pm
WestTexasCrude wrote: Fri Apr 05, 2019 11:11 pm
Reservoir Dog wrote: Fri Apr 05, 2019 10:49 pm
WestTexasCrude wrote: Fri Apr 05, 2019 9:42 pm
QillerDaemon wrote: Fri Apr 05, 2019 1:52 pm
WestTexasCrude wrote: Fri Apr 05, 2019 12:58 pm Well hell. Great news. My cat showed up after 3 days. Not a scratch on him. Just very sick.
I was gonna say, it's spring time, male cats, even de-balled ones, sometimes just get a notion and go alley-catting. Wind up disappearing for a few days or even a week or two. Then they come up a little skinnier and with a few bruises or a torn ear. And looking for a warm lap to sleep on.

But be sure to take him to the vet for a good check-up if he really appears sick or at least not his usual self. Sadly, cats have a reputation for hiding in some lost cubbie hole when they're sick, sometimes it's almost too late by the time they slither back wanting your help.
Thanks.
Sick pussy.
Google it.
I did. Said someone who needs math training. Don't know what they mean.
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WestTexasCrude wrote: Fri Apr 05, 2019 11:32 pm
Reservoir Dog wrote: Fri Apr 05, 2019 11:17 pm
WestTexasCrude wrote: Fri Apr 05, 2019 11:11 pm
Reservoir Dog wrote: Fri Apr 05, 2019 10:49 pm
WestTexasCrude wrote: Fri Apr 05, 2019 9:42 pm
QillerDaemon wrote: Fri Apr 05, 2019 1:52 pm I was gonna say, it's spring time, male cats, even de-balled ones, sometimes just get a notion and go alley-catting. Wind up disappearing for a few days or even a week or two. Then they come up a little skinnier and with a few bruises or a torn ear. And looking for a warm lap to sleep on.

But be sure to take him to the vet for a good check-up if he really appears sick or at least not his usual self. Sadly, cats have a reputation for hiding in some lost cubbie hole when they're sick, sometimes it's almost too late by the time they slither back wanting your help.
Thanks.
Sick pussy.
Google it.
I did. Said someone who needs math training. Don't know what they mean.
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Nothing like ditzy blonde threads and stories about made up cats getting lost
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ThirdRail wrote: Sat Apr 06, 2019 10:21 pm
CaptQuint wrote: Fri Apr 05, 2019 11:56 pm Nothing like ditzy blonde threads and stories about made up cats getting lost
Its the only pussy he can see or touch
I resemble that remark.
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WestTexasCrude wrote: Fri Apr 05, 2019 9:42 pm
QillerDaemon wrote: Fri Apr 05, 2019 1:52 pm
WestTexasCrude wrote: Fri Apr 05, 2019 12:58 pm Well hell. Great news. My cat showed up after 3 days. Not a scratch on him. Just very sick.
I was gonna say, it's spring time, male cats, even de-balled ones, sometimes just get a notion and go alley-catting. Wind up disappearing for a few days or even a week or two. Then they come up a little skinnier and with a few bruises or a torn ear. And looking for a warm lap to sleep on.

But be sure to take him to the vet for a good check-up if he really appears sick or at least not his usual self. Sadly, cats have a reputation for hiding in some lost cubbie hole when they're sick, sometimes it's almost too late by the time they slither back wanting your help.
Thanks.
Is your kittie or little yard-tiger doing OK?
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Probly has Rabies.
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s.murph wrote: Sun Apr 07, 2019 6:12 pm Probly has Rabies.
FUCK OFF, FAKE SMURPH!
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HighNDry wrote: Sun Apr 07, 2019 6:13 pm
s.murph wrote: Sun Apr 07, 2019 6:12 pm Probly has Rabies.
FUCK OFF, FAKE SMURPH!
Why don't you calm the fuck down?
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MY PEOPLE SKILLS ARE JUST FINE. IT"S MY TOLERANCE FOR IDIOTS THAT NEEDS WORK
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QillerDaemon wrote: Sun Apr 07, 2019 5:47 pm
WestTexasCrude wrote: Fri Apr 05, 2019 9:42 pm
QillerDaemon wrote: Fri Apr 05, 2019 1:52 pm
WestTexasCrude wrote: Fri Apr 05, 2019 12:58 pm Well hell. Great news. My cat showed up after 3 days. Not a scratch on him. Just very sick.
I was gonna say, it's spring time, male cats, even de-balled ones, sometimes just get a notion and go alley-catting. Wind up disappearing for a few days or even a week or two. Then they come up a little skinnier and with a few bruises or a torn ear. And looking for a warm lap to sleep on.

But be sure to take him to the vet for a good check-up if he really appears sick or at least not his usual self. Sadly, cats have a reputation for hiding in some lost cubbie hole when they're sick, sometimes it's almost too late by the time they slither back wanting your help.
Thanks.
Is your kittie or little yard-tiger doing OK?
Nope. Gone 3 days. back 3 days. Got him to drink some water a couple of days ago. Has not touched any food the whole time. Probably 1/3 weight loss. And forget about any Vet advice. The only Vet in a 200 mile circle from me retired 2 years ago.
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WestTexasCrude wrote: Sun Apr 07, 2019 8:32 pm Nope. Gone 3 days. back 3 days. Got him to drink some water a couple of days ago. Has not touched any food the whole time. Probably 1/3 weight loss. And forget about any Vet advice. The only Vet in a 200 mile circle from me retired 2 years ago.
Fort Stockton is an hour drive.

https://www.southwestvetclinic.com/?fbc ... aCLzW2buIo

Phone: (432) 336-7048


3010 West Dickinson Blvd
Fort Stockton, Texas 79735
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Flumper wrote: Sun Apr 07, 2019 8:38 pm
WestTexasCrude wrote: Sun Apr 07, 2019 8:32 pm Nope. Gone 3 days. back 3 days. Got him to drink some water a couple of days ago. Has not touched any food the whole time. Probably 1/3 weight loss. And forget about any Vet advice. The only Vet in a 200 mile circle from me retired 2 years ago.
Fort Stockton is an hour drive.

https://www.southwestvetclinic.com/?fbc ... aCLzW2buIo

Phone: (432) 336-7048


3010 West Dickinson Blvd
Fort Stockton, Texas 79735
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WestTexasCrude wrote: Sun Apr 07, 2019 9:43 pm
Flumper wrote: Sun Apr 07, 2019 8:38 pm
WestTexasCrude wrote: Sun Apr 07, 2019 8:32 pm Nope. Gone 3 days. back 3 days. Got him to drink some water a couple of days ago. Has not touched any food the whole time. Probably 1/3 weight loss. And forget about any Vet advice. The only Vet in a 200 mile circle from me retired 2 years ago.
Fort Stockton is an hour drive.

https://www.southwestvetclinic.com/?fbc ... aCLzW2buIo

Phone: (432) 336-7048


3010 West Dickinson Blvd
Fort Stockton, Texas 79735
Thanks Mom
Guy tries to help you out and you give him a zinger.
Guess the cat isn't that important to you after all.
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Reservoir Dog wrote: Sun Apr 07, 2019 10:05 pm
WestTexasCrude wrote: Sun Apr 07, 2019 9:43 pm
Flumper wrote: Sun Apr 07, 2019 8:38 pm
WestTexasCrude wrote: Sun Apr 07, 2019 8:32 pm Nope. Gone 3 days. back 3 days. Got him to drink some water a couple of days ago. Has not touched any food the whole time. Probably 1/3 weight loss. And forget about any Vet advice. The only Vet in a 200 mile circle from me retired 2 years ago.
Fort Stockton is an hour drive.

https://www.southwestvetclinic.com/?fbc ... aCLzW2buIo

Phone: (432) 336-7048


3010 West Dickinson Blvd
Fort Stockton, Texas 79735
Thanks Mom
Guy tries to help you out and you give him a zinger.
Guess the cat isn't that important to you after all.
Best thing for the cat really
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s.murph wrote: Sun Apr 07, 2019 6:19 pm
HighNDry wrote: Sun Apr 07, 2019 6:13 pm
s.murph wrote: Sun Apr 07, 2019 6:12 pm Probly has Rabies.
FUCK OFF, FAKE SMURPH!
Why don't you calm the fuck down?
Why don’t you suck my fucking balls?
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HighNDry wrote: Sun Apr 07, 2019 10:09 pm
s.murph wrote: Sun Apr 07, 2019 6:19 pm
HighNDry wrote: Sun Apr 07, 2019 6:13 pm
s.murph wrote: Sun Apr 07, 2019 6:12 pm Probly has Rabies.
FUCK OFF, FAKE SMURPH!
Why don't you calm the fuck down?
Why don’t you suck my fucking balls?
I don't have time to wait in line behind your mom. She's quite the ball hog.
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s.murph wrote: Sun Apr 07, 2019 10:17 pm
HighNDry wrote: Sun Apr 07, 2019 10:09 pm
s.murph wrote: Sun Apr 07, 2019 6:19 pm
HighNDry wrote: Sun Apr 07, 2019 6:13 pm
s.murph wrote: Sun Apr 07, 2019 6:12 pm Probly has Rabies.
FUCK OFF, FAKE SMURPH!
Why don't you calm the fuck down?
Why don’t you suck my fucking balls?
I don't have time to wait in line behind your mom. She's quite the ball hog.
:lol: Could you even imagine being a mom to that dolt? Instant suicide.
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Reservoir Dog wrote: Sun Apr 07, 2019 10:05 pm
WestTexasCrude wrote: Sun Apr 07, 2019 9:43 pm
Flumper wrote: Sun Apr 07, 2019 8:38 pm
WestTexasCrude wrote: Sun Apr 07, 2019 8:32 pm Nope. Gone 3 days. back 3 days. Got him to drink some water a couple of days ago. Has not touched any food the whole time. Probably 1/3 weight loss. And forget about any Vet advice. The only Vet in a 200 mile circle from me retired 2 years ago.
Fort Stockton is an hour drive.

https://www.southwestvetclinic.com/?fbc ... aCLzW2buIo

Phone: (432) 336-7048


3010 West Dickinson Blvd
Fort Stockton, Texas 79735
Thanks Mom
Guy tries to help you out and you give him a zinger.
Guess the cat isn't that important to you after all.
He just showed up 30 minutes ago with an appetite for the first time in a week. I don't need anybody's help on taking care of my pet. Thanks for your concern, now Fuck Off.
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WestTexasCrude wrote: Sun Apr 07, 2019 10:21 pm
Reservoir Dog wrote: Sun Apr 07, 2019 10:05 pm
WestTexasCrude wrote: Sun Apr 07, 2019 9:43 pm
Flumper wrote: Sun Apr 07, 2019 8:38 pm
WestTexasCrude wrote: Sun Apr 07, 2019 8:32 pm Nope. Gone 3 days. back 3 days. Got him to drink some water a couple of days ago. Has not touched any food the whole time. Probably 1/3 weight loss. And forget about any Vet advice. The only Vet in a 200 mile circle from me retired 2 years ago.
Fort Stockton is an hour drive.

https://www.southwestvetclinic.com/?fbc ... aCLzW2buIo

Phone: (432) 336-7048


3010 West Dickinson Blvd
Fort Stockton, Texas 79735
Thanks Mom
Guy tries to help you out and you give him a zinger.
Guess the cat isn't that important to you after all.
He just showed up 30 minutes ago with an appetite for the first time in a week. I don't need anybody's help on taking care of my pet. Thanks for your concern, now Fuck Off.
Somebody tries to help and this is your response? You really are a piece of shit.
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