Here we go

[Blast]

I fly out early tomorrow to the east coast for a job interview. Kinda hard to say if I'll take it if it's offered. Gonna need to be a substantial pay increase to get me out there.

[Wut]

Say "fuck" a lot, shows confidence and authority.

[Blast]

Offer a hand job under the table...works for me evvvvvery time!

Hey ER, I do have a job opening up here if you'd like to interview...

[Wut]

Offer a hand job under the table...works for me evvvvvery time!

I can interview you for a job in Bermuda.

[WestTexasCrude]

Leaving the Midwest for the East Coast? You really wanna do that?

Can you say "tax increase"?

[WestTexasCrude]

I fly out early tomorrow to the east coast for a job interview. Kinda hard to say if I'll take it if it's offered. Gonna need to be a substantial pay increase to get me out there.

May I suggest you take the George Carlin approach to your interview. First off the bat, inform them that " I can't start working for a month, but need to be paid right away". Later, demand that "I need an office by the exit door because at 5 I'm out of here". If all else fails, look at the owners photo on his desk of his wife/ daughter and exclaim "Who's the Cunt?"

[Animal]

Offer a hand job under the table...works for me evvvvvery time!

I can interview you for a job in Bermuda.

in your bermuda pants?

[megman]

Offer a hand job under the table...works for me evvvvvery time!

I can interview you for a job in Bermuda.

in your bermuda shorts?

FTFY

[CHEEZY17]

Offer a hand job under the table...works for me evvvvvery time!

I can interview you for a job in Bermuda.

I won't take a cent under 250k/yr

Honest question with no judgment: if you had a legit job offer for 250k per year but you had to give the HR guy a handjob, would you do it?

[Animal]

Offer a hand job under the table...works for me evvvvvery time!

I can interview you for a job in Bermuda.

I won't take a cent under 250k/yr

Honest question with no judgment: if you had a legit job offer for 250k per year but you had to give the HR guy a handjob, would you do it?

i'm pretty sure she's already answered that.

[megman]

Wut is getting a chubby.

[CHEEZY17]

Offer a hand job under the table...works for me evvvvvery time!

I can interview you for a job in Bermuda.

I won't take a cent under 250k/yr

Honest question with no judgment: if you had a legit job offer for 250k per year but you had to give the HR guy a handjob, would you do it?

how often?

Just the once.

[Animal]

Let's go with once during the initial interview and then again every time you get any kind of bonus or raise?

[Animal]

Let's go with once during the initial interview and then again every time you get any kind of bonus or raise?

I would go as high as once a week. it would be a pretty decent ol' fashion too.

i love you.

[Wut]

Offer a hand job under the table...works for me evvvvvery time!

I can interview you for a job in Bermuda.

I won't take a cent under 250k/yr

Honest question with no judgment: if you had a legit job offer for 250k per year but you had to give the HR guy a handjob, would you do it?

Sure.

That question was for me, right?

[Wut]

Offer a hand job under the table...works for me evvvvvery time!

I can interview you for a job in Bermuda.

I won't take a cent under 250k/yr

Since I'd be lying about the job being available, I can certainly lie about the salary too.

[Wut]

Offer a hand job under the table...works for me evvvvvery time!

I can interview you for a job in Bermuda.

I won't take a cent under 250k/yr

Honest question with no judgment: if you had a legit job offer for 250k per year but you had to give the HR guy a handjob, would you do it?

Sure.

That question was for me, right?

im not sending you mav jizz panties tho

I'm ok with that.

[Wut]

Wait, I was asking if the "would you give a hand job for a 250k job" question was for me, but since we're talking a deal here, what would the deal be?

[megman]

A blow job is better than no job.

[Wut]

I dunno lemme drink a few beers and think about it.

Negotiating is best done drunk.

[Wut]

WAIT

Can I have a job?!

Depends on how the interview goes.

[CHEEZY17]

Let's go with once during the initial interview and then again every time you get any kind of bonus or raise?

I would go as high as once a week. it would be a pretty decent ol' fashion too.

Good for you. Thats some serious extra cash for a few minutes of tugging once a week.

This reminds me of a shop I used to supervise that was owned by this perverted rich dude. It employed several hundred people and he built it from scratch. He basically had a home built into the shop where he spent most of his time when he came in. Everyone knew what it meant when he called a certain cute little quality control girl into his "office". She walked around like she owned the place and did almost no actual work. None of the supervisors could say anything because we knew it wouldnt get us anywhere. She was golden and she knew it. He treated her really well, too; buying her all kinds of stuff. Worked out well for both of them. This is the same place where I chased the "whale tail" QA girl for 6 months before I finally got her. Since they were both QA people and got along I got to hear all of the juicy info relayed to my side piece from the owners side piece.

[Animal]

Let's go with once during the initial interview and then again every time you get any kind of bonus or raise?

I would go as high as once a week. it would be a pretty decent ol' fashion too.

i love you.

Want my cashapp???

my phone doesn't do apps. and i have no idea what a cashapp is.

[megman]

[Wut]

Let's go with once during the initial interview and then again every time you get any kind of bonus or raise?

I would go as high as once a week. it would be a pretty decent ol' fashion too.

i love you.

Want my cashapp???

my phone doesn't do apps. and i have no idea what a cashapp is.

It’s an app you send money to people on

Seems you're supposed to do so for nothing in return.