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So, I was thinking. Women have two X chromosomes. Men have one X and one Y chromosomes. These are what determine sex.

Now, all we need to do is invent two locks for bathroom doors. One only opens if you have two X chromosomes. The other won't open if you have two X chromosomes. This technology might also be useful for dating websites.
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I solved this already - stalls in women's bathrooms. That way when they need to expose their ladybits, or penises in the case of confusion, they can do it in a private stall with the door closed and no one will see.

I'm not sure what the current arrangement is in a lady toilet, but from the fuss about trannies getting in I'm assuming it's some kind of open trough they all squat over while staring at each others bits.
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i don't think a stall really provides the amount of privacy that most women would want from some creepy half dudechick thing whackin it in the next stall or peekin underneath.
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Flumper wrote: Mon Apr 01, 2019 3:05 pm So, I was thinking. Women have two X chromosomes. Men have one X and one Y chromosomes. These are what determine sex.

Now, all we need to do is invent two locks for bathroom doors. One only opens if you have two X chromosomes. The other won't open if you have two X chromosomes. This technology might also be useful for dating websites.
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You need to plan on the xxy and xyy, defectives.
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Antknot wrote: Mon Apr 01, 2019 4:57 pm You need to plan on the xxy and xyy, defectives.
He may also what to figure out how you can tell someone’s sex from touching a doorknob.
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HighNDry wrote: Mon Apr 01, 2019 5:17 pm
He may also what to figure out how you can tell someone’s sex from touching a doorknob.
its called science. somehow the "gender lock" system takes a small tissue sample and tests for the correct chromosomes. I should take this to shark tank.
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How about this. Unisex bathrooms where the stalls go from ceiling to floor and the door has no gaps? It will cost more for the building but then you only need one bathroom.
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Flumper wrote: Mon Apr 01, 2019 6:08 pm
HighNDry wrote: Mon Apr 01, 2019 5:17 pm
He may also what to figure out how you can tell someone’s sex from touching a doorknob.
its called science. somehow the "gender lock" system takes a small tissue sample and tests for the correct chromosomes. I should take this to shark tank.
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Your even bigger fly in the ointment:
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Womens bathroom stalls don't have doors already?
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Don't some European cities have unisex bathrooms already?
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Stapes wrote: Mon Apr 01, 2019 9:02 pm Womens bathroom stalls don't have doors already?
There'd hardly be all this fuss about trannies using them if there were single occupancy stalls with doors now would there? Think about it. It would be impolite to ask a lady and we can hardly go check it out, but logic and reason clearly dictate that they must use an open circular trough arrangement. Possibly some kind of transparent potty seat for those too old, young or infirm to just squat over the mirrored floor.
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AnalHamster wrote: Mon Apr 01, 2019 10:06 pm
Stapes wrote: Mon Apr 01, 2019 9:02 pm Womens bathroom stalls don't have doors already?
There'd hardly be all this fuss about trannies using them if there were single occupancy stalls with doors now would there? Think about it. It would be impolite to ask a lady and we can hardly go check it out, but logic and reason clearly dictate that they must use an open circular trough arrangement. Possibly some kind of transparent potty seat for those too old, young or infirm to just squat over the mirrored floor.
Its pure speculation on our part, but I think the women's restrooms provide cameras and shoe mirrors if requested.
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crash273 wrote: Mon Apr 01, 2019 6:11 pm How about this. Unisex bathrooms where the stalls go from ceiling to floor and the door has no gaps? It will cost more for the building but then you only need one bathroom.
This.
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Flumper wrote: Mon Apr 01, 2019 3:05 pm So, I was thinking. Women have two X chromosomes. Men have one X and one Y chromosomes. These are what determine sex.

Now, all we need to do is invent two locks for bathroom doors. One only opens if you have two X chromosomes. The other won't open if you have two X chromosomes. This technology might also be useful for dating websites.
What about the guys with no x chromosomes. Not only can they not have kids now they cant pee in the bathroom ?
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Mtb_man wrote: Thu Apr 04, 2019 3:56 pm
Flumper wrote: Mon Apr 01, 2019 3:05 pm So, I was thinking. Women have two X chromosomes. Men have one X and one Y chromosomes. These are what determine sex.

Now, all we need to do is invent two locks for bathroom doors. One only opens if you have two X chromosomes. The other won't open if you have two X chromosomes. This technology might also be useful for dating websites.
What about the guys with no x chromosomes. Not only can they not have kids now they cant pee in the bathroom ?
well, technically they aren't guys, so i'm not sure. what are they?
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Floor to ceiling stalls in all new bathrooms and showers. Can still be the same cheap metal, just no gaps. All done.
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So are we washing our hands together? Cause that wont work.
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JackRabbit_Slim wrote: Thu Apr 04, 2019 6:19 pm So are we washing our hands together? Cause that wont work.
Why not?
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necronomous wrote: Thu Apr 04, 2019 6:24 pm
JackRabbit_Slim wrote: Thu Apr 04, 2019 6:19 pm So are we washing our hands together? Cause that wont work.
Why not?
Duh.. women wanna preen and primp, pop and powder in privacy and peace.
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Flumper wrote: Thu Apr 04, 2019 4:08 pm
Mtb_man wrote: Thu Apr 04, 2019 3:56 pm
Flumper wrote: Mon Apr 01, 2019 3:05 pm So, I was thinking. Women have two X chromosomes. Men have one X and one Y chromosomes. These are what determine sex.

Now, all we need to do is invent two locks for bathroom doors. One only opens if you have two X chromosomes. The other won't open if you have two X chromosomes. This technology might also be useful for dating websites.
What about the guys with no x chromosomes. Not only can they not have kids now they cant pee in the bathroom ?
well, technically they aren't guys, so i'm not sure. what are they?
They are normal guys nothing weird just inactive x. not missing.
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