I think i have solved the bathroom gender problem
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I think i have solved the bathroom gender problem
So, I was thinking. Women have two X chromosomes. Men have one X and one Y chromosomes. These are what determine sex.
Now, all we need to do is invent two locks for bathroom doors. One only opens if you have two X chromosomes. The other won't open if you have two X chromosomes. This technology might also be useful for dating websites.
Now, all we need to do is invent two locks for bathroom doors. One only opens if you have two X chromosomes. The other won't open if you have two X chromosomes. This technology might also be useful for dating websites.
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Re: I think i have solved the bathroom gender problem
I solved this already - stalls in women's bathrooms. That way when they need to expose their ladybits, or penises in the case of confusion, they can do it in a private stall with the door closed and no one will see.
I'm not sure what the current arrangement is in a lady toilet, but from the fuss about trannies getting in I'm assuming it's some kind of open trough they all squat over while staring at each others bits.
I'm not sure what the current arrangement is in a lady toilet, but from the fuss about trannies getting in I'm assuming it's some kind of open trough they all squat over while staring at each others bits.
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Re: I think i have solved the bathroom gender problem
i don't think a stall really provides the amount of privacy that most women would want from some creepy half dudechick thing whackin it in the next stall or peekin underneath.
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Re: I think i have solved the bathroom gender problem
Stay in school, kids.Flumper wrote: ↑Mon Apr 01, 2019 3:05 pm So, I was thinking. Women have two X chromosomes. Men have one X and one Y chromosomes. These are what determine sex.
Now, all we need to do is invent two locks for bathroom doors. One only opens if you have two X chromosomes. The other won't open if you have two X chromosomes. This technology might also be useful for dating websites.
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Re: I think i have solved the bathroom gender problem
You need to plan on the xxy and xyy, defectives.
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Re: I think i have solved the bathroom gender problem
He may also what to figure out how you can tell someone’s sex from touching a doorknob.
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Re: I think i have solved the bathroom gender problem
How about this. Unisex bathrooms where the stalls go from ceiling to floor and the door has no gaps? It will cost more for the building but then you only need one bathroom.
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Re: I think i have solved the bathroom gender problem
Here is your fly in the ointment:

MY PEOPLE SKILLS ARE JUST FINE. IT"S MY TOLERANCE FOR IDIOTS THAT NEEDS WORK
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Re: I think i have solved the bathroom gender problem
Your even bigger fly in the ointment:
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Re: I think i have solved the bathroom gender problem
Womens bathroom stalls don't have doors already?
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Re: I think i have solved the bathroom gender problem
Don't some European cities have unisex bathrooms already?
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Re: I think i have solved the bathroom gender problem
There'd hardly be all this fuss about trannies using them if there were single occupancy stalls with doors now would there? Think about it. It would be impolite to ask a lady and we can hardly go check it out, but logic and reason clearly dictate that they must use an open circular trough arrangement. Possibly some kind of transparent potty seat for those too old, young or infirm to just squat over the mirrored floor.
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Re: I think i have solved the bathroom gender problem
Its pure speculation on our part, but I think the women's restrooms provide cameras and shoe mirrors if requested.AnalHamster wrote: ↑Mon Apr 01, 2019 10:06 pmThere'd hardly be all this fuss about trannies using them if there were single occupancy stalls with doors now would there? Think about it. It would be impolite to ask a lady and we can hardly go check it out, but logic and reason clearly dictate that they must use an open circular trough arrangement. Possibly some kind of transparent potty seat for those too old, young or infirm to just squat over the mirrored floor.
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Re: I think i have solved the bathroom gender problem
What about the guys with no x chromosomes. Not only can they not have kids now they cant pee in the bathroom ?Flumper wrote: ↑Mon Apr 01, 2019 3:05 pm So, I was thinking. Women have two X chromosomes. Men have one X and one Y chromosomes. These are what determine sex.
Now, all we need to do is invent two locks for bathroom doors. One only opens if you have two X chromosomes. The other won't open if you have two X chromosomes. This technology might also be useful for dating websites.
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well, technically they aren't guys, so i'm not sure. what are they?Mtb_man wrote: ↑Thu Apr 04, 2019 3:56 pmWhat about the guys with no x chromosomes. Not only can they not have kids now they cant pee in the bathroom ?Flumper wrote: ↑Mon Apr 01, 2019 3:05 pm So, I was thinking. Women have two X chromosomes. Men have one X and one Y chromosomes. These are what determine sex.
Now, all we need to do is invent two locks for bathroom doors. One only opens if you have two X chromosomes. The other won't open if you have two X chromosomes. This technology might also be useful for dating websites.
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Re: I think i have solved the bathroom gender problem
Floor to ceiling stalls in all new bathrooms and showers. Can still be the same cheap metal, just no gaps. All done.
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Re: I think i have solved the bathroom gender problem
So are we washing our hands together? Cause that wont work.
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Re: I think i have solved the bathroom gender problem
Why not?JackRabbit_Slim wrote: ↑Thu Apr 04, 2019 6:19 pm So are we washing our hands together? Cause that wont work.
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Duh.. women wanna preen and primp, pop and powder in privacy and peace.necronomous wrote: ↑Thu Apr 04, 2019 6:24 pmWhy not?JackRabbit_Slim wrote: ↑Thu Apr 04, 2019 6:19 pm So are we washing our hands together? Cause that wont work.
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Re: I think i have solved the bathroom gender problem
They are normal guys nothing weird just inactive x. not missing.Flumper wrote: ↑Thu Apr 04, 2019 4:08 pmwell, technically they aren't guys, so i'm not sure. what are they?Mtb_man wrote: ↑Thu Apr 04, 2019 3:56 pmWhat about the guys with no x chromosomes. Not only can they not have kids now they cant pee in the bathroom ?Flumper wrote: ↑Mon Apr 01, 2019 3:05 pm So, I was thinking. Women have two X chromosomes. Men have one X and one Y chromosomes. These are what determine sex.
Now, all we need to do is invent two locks for bathroom doors. One only opens if you have two X chromosomes. The other won't open if you have two X chromosomes. This technology might also be useful for dating websites.