Millennial Men Not Getting Laid in Record Numbers

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Re: Millennial Men Not Getting Laid in Record Numbers

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FreakShowFanatic wrote: Sun Mar 31, 2019 3:10 am Yep, NY. Some people make it here, most people don't. I have 4 people staying at my house right now trying to make it. I'll make a space for you on my sofa EV. You're more welcome to try. I'm cheap, $170 a week.
Let me guess: 4 Hispanic males? At least 2 of them have had a go with your wife in case you havent figured it out yet.
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Reservoir Dog wrote: Sat Mar 30, 2019 11:29 pm
FreakShowFanatic wrote: Sat Mar 30, 2019 11:24 pm Maybe if you kill yourself you'll be buried right next to her. Isn't that what you want, bitch? I doubt you have the balls to admit it.
My Dad is buried beside her, so that spot is kind of taken.

How's that leg crossing thing working out? The smell is getting pretty bad up here.
In Bermuda they stack them as they go, so maybe you can still take that space.
wut?
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Sorry to bust up another FSF thread...

If we don’t marry and have babies we deserve the fate that’s in store for us.
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Wut wrote: Sun Mar 31, 2019 12:13 pm
Reservoir Dog wrote: Sat Mar 30, 2019 11:29 pm
FreakShowFanatic wrote: Sat Mar 30, 2019 11:24 pm Maybe if you kill yourself you'll be buried right next to her. Isn't that what you want, bitch? I doubt you have the balls to admit it.
My Dad is buried beside her, so that spot is kind of taken.

How's that leg crossing thing working out? The smell is getting pretty bad up here.
In Bermuda they stack them as they go, so maybe you can still take that space.
I walked through St. Mark's Cemetery when I was there. Quite beautiful.
We have a little more room up here in Canada so we're not stacking them yet.
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Can confirm, am virgin
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Reservoir Dog wrote: Sun Mar 31, 2019 3:55 pm
Wut wrote: Sun Mar 31, 2019 12:13 pm
Reservoir Dog wrote: Sat Mar 30, 2019 11:29 pm
FreakShowFanatic wrote: Sat Mar 30, 2019 11:24 pm Maybe if you kill yourself you'll be buried right next to her. Isn't that what you want, bitch? I doubt you have the balls to admit it.
My Dad is buried beside her, so that spot is kind of taken.

How's that leg crossing thing working out? The smell is getting pretty bad up here.
In Bermuda they stack them as they go, so maybe you can still take that space.
I walked through St. Mark's Cemetery when I was there. Quite beautiful.
We have a little more room up here in Canada so we're not stacking them yet.
The family dead are in the cemetery by Church Bay, cool little cemetery. There is a row of little headstones worn smooth over time that are likely for children who died of some disease.
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Charliesheen wrote: Sun Mar 31, 2019 12:57 am Young men have it so bad nowadays. Stealing a kiss is a felony. You're taught you are a pig before you get pubes. Playing video games instead of developing social skills is a ticket to nowhere.

Alpha males bust more than their share of cherries. The ones who aven't had their masculinity pounded out of them by the SJW crowd. Sheesh, we're becoming Japan.
This sounds about right. Do this yearly thing for the local major every year. Requires I have a backup- always an Iraan new graduate HS male. Other than one, everyone is a basket case. Totally clueless how everything works. Fatherless, etc. And this is a dinky town. Imagine the big cities. Jeez.
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