Dude, you truly are a fucking retard. You don't understand flumper's point, do you? The Fantasy pool didn't start in week 3. You can't wait and see how teams good or bad teams are before you start betting. Be a fucking man, and get in from the very beginning, and take your lumps assessing teams in the first couple of weeks. Oh, but taking a bunch of L's early on wouldn't look so good, would it? You don't want to bet on games in the first 2 weeks, then you take L's on all the games you were expected to bet on. If they expected you to bet on 9 games, 9 losses. 10 games, 10 losses. You are a chickenshit bitch for not going in right at the start, and a fucking retard for not understanding how pools work.WestTexasCrude wrote: ↑Mon Mar 25, 2019 1:35 amGladly. Yearly football pool, conducted by what turned out to be a math retard. I always abstained for the first 2 weeks to access all the changes all the teams had done in the off season. Then did the 5 each week for the entire season and playoffs Got down to the final close week and I was was third (percentage wise) but with a chance to win. Retard said I had 4 less wins, so no chance. I pointed out I had 8 less losses. Retard said only wins matter. Math Junior College courses were suggested by me. End of story.
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Almost forgot. After Retard made that comment, I spent the next 2 hours politely informing retard of the various objects both small and large that could be inserted into his anal orifice. End of Story.WestTexasCrude wrote: ↑Mon Mar 25, 2019 1:35 amGladly. Yearly football pool, conducted by what turned out to be a math retard. I always abstained for the first 2 weeks to access all the changes all the teams had done in the off season. Then did the 5 each week for the entire season and playoffs Got down to the final close week and I was was third (percentage wise) but with a chance to win. Retard said I had 4 less wins, so no chance. I pointed out I had 8 less losses. Retard said only wins matter. Math Junior College courses were suggested by me. End of story.
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the only way to correctly allow someone to join a competition after missing the first 2 weeks would be to assign them losses for every opportunity they skipped in the first 2 weeks. if you are betting 5 games a week, then they would have 10 losses to start in week 3. thanks.
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now if you wanted to have a "side bet" or a "consolation flight" for people joining in week 3, you could erase everyone's record up to that point and start from scratch in week 3 for a much smaller trophy to be given out after the big confetti drop at the end of the season when most people have left to find their cars. happy easter.
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If you pay even a marginal amount of attention to the NFL draft in April, offseason trades and free agent signings, and all those NFL preseason games... then it's quite easy to go into an NFL spread pool in week 1 and have a wealth of information at your disposal.
But WTC obviously couldn't be bothered doing any of that so he invented a stupid rule that would benefit him and no one else. Then he tried to inject that rule into a pool that he didn't start or manage. He failed miserably and has been blaming my math skills ever since.
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without knowing the exact rules of the game, i'm not sure about # wins vs % wins, but I can be sure that not playing the entire season would eliminate anyone from a title or prize.Reservoir Dog wrote: ↑Tue Mar 26, 2019 9:36 pmIf you pay even a marginal amount of attention to the NFL draft in April, offseason trades and free agent signings, and all those NFL preseason games... then it's quite easy to go into an NFL spread pool in week 1 and have a wealth of information at your disposal.
But WTC obviously couldn't be bothered doing any of that so he invented a stupid rule that would benefit him and no one else. Then he tried to inject that rule into a pool that he didn't start or manage. He failed miserably and has been blaming my math skills ever since.
if everyone has to play x number of games each week, say 5 for example, then #wins or % wins would yield the same results. If you are free to play 1 to 5 games each week, then that changes. Then it would need to be explained if the goal is to accumulate the most # wins or the highest % wins.
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But WTC is special. Without the helmet....Flumper wrote: ↑Tue Mar 26, 2019 9:57 pmwithout knowing the exact rules of the game, i'm not sure about # wins vs % wins, but I can be sure that not playing the entire season would eliminate anyone from a title or prize.Reservoir Dog wrote: ↑Tue Mar 26, 2019 9:36 pmIf you pay even a marginal amount of attention to the NFL draft in April, offseason trades and free agent signings, and all those NFL preseason games... then it's quite easy to go into an NFL spread pool in week 1 and have a wealth of information at your disposal.
But WTC obviously couldn't be bothered doing any of that so he invented a stupid rule that would benefit him and no one else. Then he tried to inject that rule into a pool that he didn't start or manage. He failed miserably and has been blaming my math skills ever since.
if everyone has to play x number of games each week, say 5 for example, then #wins or % wins would yield the same results. If you are free to play 1 to 5 games each week, then that changes. Then it would need to be explained if the goal is to accumulate the most # wins or the highest % wins.
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It still matters because after two years you're still a dumb twat. (Al Gore's hydro bill, anyone?)
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Everyone picked 5 games. Every week. (well, except you-know-who)Flumper wrote: ↑Tue Mar 26, 2019 9:57 pm if everyone has to play x number of games each week, say 5 for example, then #wins or % wins would yield the same results. If you are free to play 1 to 5 games each week, then that changes. Then it would need to be explained if the goal is to accumulate the most # wins or the highest % wins.
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then its really not a math problem.Reservoir Dog wrote: ↑Tue Mar 26, 2019 10:06 pmEveryone picked 5 games. Every week. (well, except you-know-who)Flumper wrote: ↑Tue Mar 26, 2019 9:57 pm if everyone has to play x number of games each week, say 5 for example, then #wins or % wins would yield the same results. If you are free to play 1 to 5 games each week, then that changes. Then it would need to be explained if the goal is to accumulate the most # wins or the highest % wins.
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Exactly! (but that's the excuse he likes to use)Flumper wrote: ↑Tue Mar 26, 2019 10:10 pmthen its really not a math problem.Reservoir Dog wrote: ↑Tue Mar 26, 2019 10:06 pmEveryone picked 5 games. Every week. (well, except you-know-who)Flumper wrote: ↑Tue Mar 26, 2019 9:57 pm if everyone has to play x number of games each week, say 5 for example, then #wins or % wins would yield the same results. If you are free to play 1 to 5 games each week, then that changes. Then it would need to be explained if the goal is to accumulate the most # wins or the highest % wins.
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It's all water under the bridge. How's everybody's Spring going? Seeing any improvement? Just feels damn nice here to be in shorts and barefoot occasionally.Reservoir Dog wrote: ↑Tue Mar 26, 2019 10:02 pmIt still matters because after two years you're still a dumb twat. (Al Gore's hydro bill, anyone?)
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do you rock the cut offs or bermuda shorts?WestTexasCrude wrote: ↑Tue Mar 26, 2019 10:26 pmIt's all water under the bridge. How's everybody's Spring going? Seeing any improvement? Just feels damn nice here to be in shorts and barefoot occasionally.Reservoir Dog wrote: ↑Tue Mar 26, 2019 10:02 pmIt still matters because after two years you're still a dumb twat. (Al Gore's hydro bill, anyone?)
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But your dumbness is never ending.......
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So, take your little pissant attitude and stuff it. Mediocre poster at your best in old UJ, nobody gives a shit in UJR. You are a t-shirt. Deal with it.Reservoir Dog wrote: ↑Tue Mar 26, 2019 10:34 pmBut your dumbness is never ending.......
This really should be your avatar.
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WestTexasCrude wrote: ↑Tue Mar 26, 2019 11:54 pm Mediocre poster at your best in old UJ, nobody gives a shit in UJR.
You've gone full FSF. You can't even remember your own posts from 2 days ago.WestTexasCrude wrote: ↑Sun Mar 24, 2019 10:36 pm You used to be the most laid back funny UJ'r of anybody around here.
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For the life of me I can not understand why RD continues to act like a little disrespectful bitch around here. It must be because of the abuse he took from his mother as a child.Reservoir Dog wrote: ↑Wed Mar 27, 2019 12:14 amWestTexasCrude wrote: ↑Tue Mar 26, 2019 11:54 pm Mediocre poster at your best in old UJ, nobody gives a shit in UJR.You've gone full FSF. You can't even remember your own posts from 2 days ago.WestTexasCrude wrote: ↑Sun Mar 24, 2019 10:36 pm You used to be the most laid back funny UJ'r of anybody around here.
There's therapy and counseling available in Canada for that son. I sincerely wish you the best. You've cried out here for help, but I think it's best that you get help from the professionals.
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& I apologize to you Biker for never amounting to anything or obtaining the woman of your dreams. Here's more of your high yeller to make you dream about it at least son.Biker wrote: ↑Wed Mar 27, 2019 3:27 amSpoken like a man/men of experienceFreakShowFanatic wrote: ↑Wed Mar 27, 2019 2:46 amFor the life of me I can not understand why RD continues to act like a little disrespectful bitch around here. It must be because of the abuse he took from his mother as a child.Reservoir Dog wrote: ↑Wed Mar 27, 2019 12:14 amWestTexasCrude wrote: ↑Tue Mar 26, 2019 11:54 pm Mediocre poster at your best in old UJ, nobody gives a shit in UJR.You've gone full FSF. You can't even remember your own posts from 2 days ago.WestTexasCrude wrote: ↑Sun Mar 24, 2019 10:36 pm You used to be the most laid back funny UJ'r of anybody around here.
There's therapy and counseling available in Canada for that son. I sincerely wish you the best. You've cried out here for help, but I think it's best that you get help from the professionals.
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A bit more for my son Biker....