Prison Food
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Prison Food
Yesterday, while eating my corned beef and cabbage, I was wondering about prison food.
Did they get corned beef and cabbage yesterday? Ham and roast beast on Christmas? Turkey on thanksgiving? Black eyed peas on New Year’s Day?
I’d like to think so.
Did they get corned beef and cabbage yesterday? Ham and roast beast on Christmas? Turkey on thanksgiving? Black eyed peas on New Year’s Day?
I’d like to think so.
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Re: Prison Food
Why do you care?VinceBordenIII wrote: ↑Mon Mar 18, 2019 1:43 pm Yesterday, while eating my corned beef and cabbage, I was wondering about prison food.
Did they get corned beef and cabbage yesterday? Ham and roast beast on Christmas? Turkey on thanksgiving? Black eyed peas on New Year’s Day?
I’d like to think so.
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Re: Prison Food
Menu planning?VinceBordenIII wrote: ↑Mon Mar 18, 2019 1:43 pm Yesterday, while eating my corned beef and cabbage, I was wondering about prison food.
Did they get corned beef and cabbage yesterday? Ham and roast beast on Christmas? Turkey on thanksgiving? Black eyed peas on New Year’s Day?
I’d like to think so.
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Re: Prison Food
Probably wants to make the conjugal visits nice for his prison beau.megman wrote: ↑Mon Mar 18, 2019 1:57 pmMenu planning?VinceBordenIII wrote: ↑Mon Mar 18, 2019 1:43 pm Yesterday, while eating my corned beef and cabbage, I was wondering about prison food.
Did they get corned beef and cabbage yesterday? Ham and roast beast on Christmas? Turkey on thanksgiving? Black eyed peas on New Year’s Day?
I’d like to think so.
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Re: Prison Food
Was curious, is all. Simple human kindness.
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Re: Prison Food
I used to work as an IT vendor for the state prisons around central Florida, and often needed to enter prisons all around the state, including Raiford where we juice the condemned. As a vendor I was permitted access to the commissary, and for a buck cash, could get a plate (with free seconds) of the "food of the day" offered to both the prisoners and staff. I did that once. Once! The warden completely understood, and it was why the guards and other staff brought their own lunches and dinners. It was just terrible.

As far as I know, at least in Florida they don't serve any specials dinners other than for Thanksgiving and Christmas. Some prisoners, if they can show the need, can get special plates. Halal for Muslims, vegetarian if approved by the medical staff, etc. But even those plates leave a lot to be thankful for.
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Re: Prison Food
Place I worked did. And it wasn't terrible. People complained about it but it was on par with cafeteria food from K12.
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Re: Prison Food
Who gives a shit what prisoners eat? Most of them are pieces of shit.
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Sticking up for prisoners, huh? Probably because most of your in-laws are in prison.FreakShowFanatic wrote: ↑Mon Mar 18, 2019 11:22 pmIf anybody I know is a piece of shit it's you. Go drink some antifreeze and do the world a favor scumbag.
Cunt.
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I've seen plenty of prisoners on this planet be more of a plus than you on this earth scumbag. You're the one that needs help.HighNDry wrote: ↑Mon Mar 18, 2019 11:33 pmSticking up for prisoners, huh? Probably because most of your in-laws are in prison.FreakShowFanatic wrote: ↑Mon Mar 18, 2019 11:22 pmIf anybody I know is a piece of shit it's you. Go drink some antifreeze and do the world a favor scumbag.
Cunt.
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So do the brazilian trannies that you're part of Biker.Biker wrote: ↑Mon Mar 18, 2019 11:37 pmSalvadoran roaches do have a high incarceration rateHighNDry wrote: ↑Mon Mar 18, 2019 11:33 pmSticking up for prisoners, huh? Probably because most of your in-laws are in prison.FreakShowFanatic wrote: ↑Mon Mar 18, 2019 11:22 pmIf anybody I know is a piece of shit it's you. Go drink some antifreeze and do the world a favor scumbag.
Cunt.
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Re: Prison Food
Biker wrote: ↑Mon Mar 18, 2019 11:37 pmSalvadoran roaches do have a high incarceration rateHighNDry wrote: ↑Mon Mar 18, 2019 11:33 pmSticking up for prisoners, huh? Probably because most of your in-laws are in prison.FreakShowFanatic wrote: ↑Mon Mar 18, 2019 11:22 pmIf anybody I know is a piece of shit it's you. Go drink some antifreeze and do the world a favor scumbag.
Cunt.

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Except in my family, you ignorant faggot. You see, that's when you racists all get together and immediately assume something like that. ALL OF MY FAMILY work their asses off and are pluses on this planet. I'm reasonably sure that they are bigger pluses on this planet than High N Gay or Biker the Brazilian Tranny Bitch.HighNDry wrote: ↑Mon Mar 18, 2019 11:41 pmBiker wrote: ↑Mon Mar 18, 2019 11:37 pmSalvadoran roaches do have a high incarceration rateHighNDry wrote: ↑Mon Mar 18, 2019 11:33 pmSticking up for prisoners, huh? Probably because most of your in-laws are in prison.FreakShowFanatic wrote: ↑Mon Mar 18, 2019 11:22 pmIf anybody I know is a piece of shit it's you. Go drink some antifreeze and do the world a favor scumbag.
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That ignorant piece of shit High n Gay has a mother with a smelly cunt & he's a scumbag racist. Who would have thought? I knew it from the minute I seen this scumbag post here. What a fucking minus on this planet. 

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Re: Prison Food
FreakShowFanatic wrote: ↑Mon Mar 18, 2019 11:46 pm "That ignorant piece of shit High n Gay has a mother with a smelly cunt & he's a scumbag racist. Who would have thought? I knew it from the minute I seen this scumbag post here. What a fucking minus on this planet."
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You earned it son. Congratulations.HighNDry wrote: ↑Mon Mar 18, 2019 11:52 pmFreakShowFanatic wrote: ↑Mon Mar 18, 2019 11:46 pm "That ignorant piece of shit High n Gay has a mother with a smelly cunt & he's a scumbag racist. Who would have thought? I knew it from the minute I seen this scumbag post here. What a fucking minus on this planet."
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Hey guys, new UJ new you.
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FreakShowFanatic wrote: ↑Mon Mar 18, 2019 11:56 pmYou earned it son. Congratulations.HighNDry wrote: ↑Mon Mar 18, 2019 11:52 pmFreakShowFanatic wrote: ↑Mon Mar 18, 2019 11:46 pm "That ignorant piece of shit High n Gay has a mother with a smelly cunt & he's a scumbag racist. Who would have thought? I knew it from the minute I seen this scumbag post here. What a fucking minus on this planet."
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Re: Prison Food
I get it High-N-Gay, you're a fag. You would never have enough balls to live the life I have and it's because you're a pussy. So then you make up stuff like I'm a criminal or someone in my family is a criminal and all other kinds of gay shit that you do that would make your mother ashamed of you. Bottom line, you're a fag. 

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A lot of people on this board need to get a life.
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Re: Prison Food
C'mon guys, let's raise the bar a bit. We're not immature 17 year olds any more.
If you can't be a good example, you can still serve as a horrible warning.
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Re: Prison Food
Your mom is soooooo fat......QillerDaemon wrote: ↑Tue Mar 19, 2019 3:00 pm C'mon guys, let's raise the bar a bit. We're not immature 17 year olds any more.
wut?