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Yesterday, while eating my corned beef and cabbage, I was wondering about prison food.
Did they get corned beef and cabbage yesterday? Ham and roast beast on Christmas? Turkey on thanksgiving? Black eyed peas on New Year’s Day?
I’d like to think so.
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VinceBordenIII wrote: Mon Mar 18, 2019 1:43 pm Yesterday, while eating my corned beef and cabbage, I was wondering about prison food.
Did they get corned beef and cabbage yesterday? Ham and roast beast on Christmas? Turkey on thanksgiving? Black eyed peas on New Year’s Day?
I’d like to think so.
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VinceBordenIII wrote: Mon Mar 18, 2019 1:43 pm Yesterday, while eating my corned beef and cabbage, I was wondering about prison food.
Did they get corned beef and cabbage yesterday? Ham and roast beast on Christmas? Turkey on thanksgiving? Black eyed peas on New Year’s Day?
I’d like to think so.
Menu planning?
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megman wrote: Mon Mar 18, 2019 1:57 pm
VinceBordenIII wrote: Mon Mar 18, 2019 1:43 pm Yesterday, while eating my corned beef and cabbage, I was wondering about prison food.
Did they get corned beef and cabbage yesterday? Ham and roast beast on Christmas? Turkey on thanksgiving? Black eyed peas on New Year’s Day?
I’d like to think so.
Menu planning?
Probably wants to make the conjugal visits nice for his prison beau.
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Was curious, is all. Simple human kindness.
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VinceBordenIII wrote: Mon Mar 18, 2019 2:21 pm Was curious, is all. Simple human kindness.
I used to work as an IT vendor for the state prisons around central Florida, and often needed to enter prisons all around the state, including Raiford where we juice the condemned. As a vendor I was permitted access to the commissary, and for a buck cash, could get a plate (with free seconds) of the "food of the day" offered to both the prisoners and staff. I did that once. Once! The warden completely understood, and it was why the guards and other staff brought their own lunches and dinners. It was just terrible. :front:

As far as I know, at least in Florida they don't serve any specials dinners other than for Thanksgiving and Christmas. Some prisoners, if they can show the need, can get special plates. Halal for Muslims, vegetarian if approved by the medical staff, etc. But even those plates leave a lot to be thankful for.
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Place I worked did. And it wasn't terrible. People complained about it but it was on par with cafeteria food from K12.
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Who gives a shit what prisoners eat? Most of them are pieces of shit.
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HighNDry wrote: Mon Mar 18, 2019 10:36 pm Who gives a shit what prisoners eat? Most of them are pieces of shit.
If anybody I know is a piece of shit it's you. Go drink some antifreeze and do the world a favor scumbag.
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FreakShowFanatic wrote: Mon Mar 18, 2019 11:22 pm
HighNDry wrote: Mon Mar 18, 2019 10:36 pm Who gives a shit what prisoners eat? Most of them are pieces of shit.
If anybody I know is a piece of shit it's you. Go drink some antifreeze and do the world a favor scumbag.
Sticking up for prisoners, huh? Probably because most of your in-laws are in prison.

Cunt.
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HighNDry wrote: Mon Mar 18, 2019 11:33 pm
FreakShowFanatic wrote: Mon Mar 18, 2019 11:22 pm
HighNDry wrote: Mon Mar 18, 2019 10:36 pm Who gives a shit what prisoners eat? Most of them are pieces of shit.
If anybody I know is a piece of shit it's you. Go drink some antifreeze and do the world a favor scumbag.
Sticking up for prisoners, huh? Probably because most of your in-laws are in prison.

Cunt.
I've seen plenty of prisoners on this planet be more of a plus than you on this earth scumbag. You're the one that needs help.
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Biker wrote: Mon Mar 18, 2019 11:37 pm
HighNDry wrote: Mon Mar 18, 2019 11:33 pm
FreakShowFanatic wrote: Mon Mar 18, 2019 11:22 pm
HighNDry wrote: Mon Mar 18, 2019 10:36 pm Who gives a shit what prisoners eat? Most of them are pieces of shit.
If anybody I know is a piece of shit it's you. Go drink some antifreeze and do the world a favor scumbag.
Sticking up for prisoners, huh? Probably because most of your in-laws are in prison.

Cunt.
Salvadoran roaches do have a high incarceration rate
So do the brazilian trannies that you're part of Biker.
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Biker wrote: Mon Mar 18, 2019 11:37 pm
HighNDry wrote: Mon Mar 18, 2019 11:33 pm
FreakShowFanatic wrote: Mon Mar 18, 2019 11:22 pm
HighNDry wrote: Mon Mar 18, 2019 10:36 pm Who gives a shit what prisoners eat? Most of them are pieces of shit.
If anybody I know is a piece of shit it's you. Go drink some antifreeze and do the world a favor scumbag.
Sticking up for prisoners, huh? Probably because most of your in-laws are in prison.

Cunt.
Salvadoran roaches do have a high incarceration rate
:D
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HighNDry wrote: Mon Mar 18, 2019 11:41 pm
Biker wrote: Mon Mar 18, 2019 11:37 pm
HighNDry wrote: Mon Mar 18, 2019 11:33 pm
FreakShowFanatic wrote: Mon Mar 18, 2019 11:22 pm
HighNDry wrote: Mon Mar 18, 2019 10:36 pm Who gives a shit what prisoners eat? Most of them are pieces of shit.
If anybody I know is a piece of shit it's you. Go drink some antifreeze and do the world a favor scumbag.
Sticking up for prisoners, huh? Probably because most of your in-laws are in prison.

Cunt.
Salvadoran roaches do have a high incarceration rate
:D
Except in my family, you ignorant faggot. You see, that's when you racists all get together and immediately assume something like that. ALL OF MY FAMILY work their asses off and are pluses on this planet. I'm reasonably sure that they are bigger pluses on this planet than High N Gay or Biker the Brazilian Tranny Bitch.

Sorry, you fuckers lose. Keep sucking each other's dick though, I'm sure people find it amusing. :lol:
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That ignorant piece of shit High n Gay has a mother with a smelly cunt & he's a scumbag racist. Who would have thought? I knew it from the minute I seen this scumbag post here. What a fucking minus on this planet. :lol:
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FreakShowFanatic wrote: Mon Mar 18, 2019 11:46 pm "That ignorant piece of shit High n Gay has a mother with a smelly cunt & he's a scumbag racist. Who would have thought? I knew it from the minute I seen this scumbag post here. What a fucking minus on this planet. :lol:"

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HighNDry wrote: Mon Mar 18, 2019 11:52 pm
FreakShowFanatic wrote: Mon Mar 18, 2019 11:46 pm "That ignorant piece of shit High n Gay has a mother with a smelly cunt & he's a scumbag racist. Who would have thought? I knew it from the minute I seen this scumbag post here. What a fucking minus on this planet. :lol:"

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FreakShowFanatic wrote: Mon Mar 18, 2019 11:56 pm
HighNDry wrote: Mon Mar 18, 2019 11:52 pm
FreakShowFanatic wrote: Mon Mar 18, 2019 11:46 pm "That ignorant piece of shit High n Gay has a mother with a smelly cunt & he's a scumbag racist. Who would have thought? I knew it from the minute I seen this scumbag post here. What a fucking minus on this planet. :lol:"

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I get it High-N-Gay, you're a fag. You would never have enough balls to live the life I have and it's because you're a pussy. So then you make up stuff like I'm a criminal or someone in my family is a criminal and all other kinds of gay shit that you do that would make your mother ashamed of you. Bottom line, you're a fag. :roll:
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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :+1:
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A lot of people on this board need to get a life.
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C'mon guys, let's raise the bar a bit. We're not immature 17 year olds any more.
If you can't be a good example, you can still serve as a horrible warning.
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QillerDaemon wrote: Tue Mar 19, 2019 3:00 pm We're not immature 17 year olds any more.
Speak for yourself
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QillerDaemon wrote: Tue Mar 19, 2019 3:00 pm C'mon guys, let's raise the bar a bit. We're not immature 17 year olds any more.
Your mom is soooooo fat......
wut?
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