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Chocolate butterscotch peanut thingies

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Do this:

1/2 bag MILK chocolate cios
1 bag butterscotch chips
2 cups shelled, salted peanuts

Put chips in a microwave safe bowl.
Nuke em until they melt. Mix it up good.
Add peanuts. Planters is god.
Mix it up good.
Spoon out teaspoonfuls onto wax paper.
Toward the end you might need to add some peanuts.
Let them harden, put them in the fridge in a ziplock.

So easy, delicious, guaranteed to buy the love of family members.
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If only there was a favorite recipes thread
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Bacon brittle

What you’ll need:

9×13″ Baking Sheet

Room Temp Butter, just to coat the Baking Sheet

1 1/2 cups Sugar

1/2 cup Light Corn Syrup

3/4 cup cold Water

Pinch of Salt

1 lb Crispy and Crumbled Bacon

1 tsp. Vanilla Extract

1 tsp. Baking Soda

A hammer!

Directions:

Brush a 9×13″ Baking Sheet with butter and set aside.

Combine the Sugar, Corn Syrup, Water and Salt in a medium saucepan. Bring to a boil over medium-high heat, stirring until the sugar has dissolved. Cook, swirling occasionally, until mixture reaches the softball stage on a candy thermometer (238 degrees). Stir in the crispy and crumbled Bacon, continue to cook, stirring often so the Bacon doiean’t burn, until the mixture is amber in color!

Carefully stir in the Vanilla and Baking Soda. The mixture will foam up in the pan.

Pour the mixture onto the prepared baking sheet and quickly spread it evenly. Set aside until it’s completely cool.

Gather everyone around and take turns breaking the Brittle into pieces with a hammer. Giggle, Eat..Repeat! ~Enjoy!
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Who wrote: Sun Mar 17, 2019 2:59 am If only there was a favorite recipes thread
Mods told me to stay away from threads you create.
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VinceBordenIII wrote: Sun Mar 17, 2019 3:13 am
Who wrote: Sun Mar 17, 2019 2:59 am If only there was a favorite recipes thread
Mods told me to stay away from threads you create.
i think you suck dicks, at least that is what the mods told me
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megman wrote: Sun Mar 17, 2019 3:12 am Bacon brittle

Gather everyone around and take turns breaking the Brittle into pieces with a hammer. Giggle, Eat..Repeat! ~Enjoy!
Thanks!
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