It time for Flumper to unmask himself

[megman]

For the record... I'm Hoover.

Where's my fuckin' shirt?

[WestTexasCrude]

DT never posts nudes

Well, if he was posting as Animal, would have to change his tactics, would he not?

Did you miss the part where AH said he's not posting from Texas?

Yeah, right. We haven't given up on the idea that AH is the flumper troll. He does do the "David Attenborough" routine. Seems a prime candidate. Just whittling it down.

Well no one knows who that is, but I'm sure the artist behind such advanced trollery would not lower himself to this lameness.

And there you go. Protest too much?

[WestTexasCrude]

I'm not reading 4 pages of this shit, was flumper exposed as not flumper yet?

Pretty much

Has anyone considered what I see as "maybe" obvious. Flumper isn't Animal. Doesn't have anywhere near the same posting style, language, tone of voice, etc. But there is one old UJ'r who has the knowledge of the ancient times, can relate to the different experiences back then, and whose old posting style is strangely familiar with our current Flumper. Ladies and germs, I give you the old DiverTexas.

This is why you shouldn’t think

Dude, days you've been looking in the wrong place. I feel I'm close. Give it time

[WestTexasCrude]

For the record... I'm Hoover.

Where's my fuckin' shirt?

Shit I forgot about that

[WestTexasCrude]

DT is too busy giving old ladies free a/c checkups and then fucking them out of $1000 in unnecessary parts.

So, Animal and DT were in the same business Dallas vs Austin. So, what was the one thing Animal gave DT unlimited hell about year after year?

And crickets 2 hours later. If he was one or the other, the answer would be obvious. (Eyes turn toward Britain)

[Who]

I wish your keyboard was in Britain

[WestTexasCrude]

I wish your keyboard was in Britain

STFU. You idiots were trying to solve the current flumper mystery by going back to the ancient UJ days. I'm solving it now with current. Crickets waiting for flumper.

[WestTexasCrude]

I wish your keyboard was in Britain

STFU. You idiots were trying to solve the current flumper mystery by going back to the ancient UJ days. I'm solving it now with current. Crickets waiting for flumper.

Yeah, you’re a regular Sherlock Holmes

Better than you idiots ooh'ing and awh'ing over 15 year old UJ memories since I'm pointing you in the actual direction to solve the mystery. That was the point of this thread, was it not?

[WestTexasCrude]

I'm out for the night. My attention is focused on AH. Think about it.

[AnalHamster]

I'm out for the night. My attention is focused on AH. Think about it.

You're a moron. Running the greatest troll in the history of trolls, which could be anyone and isn't me, does not imply I'm running a shitty witless impersonation troll.

[Whackov]

For the record... I'm Hoover.

Can’t be. The site would be crashing daily and you would have been asking for “donations” for new hardware and/or software that will be used to redo the landscaping around the pool.

[hawkfan8812]

DT is too busy giving old ladies free a/c checkups and then fucking them out of $1000 in unnecessary parts.

So, Animal and DT were in the same business Dallas vs Austin. So, what was the one thing Animal gave DT unlimited hell about year after year?

Crickets so far.

DT owns an HVAC company, animal owns a road building company. That is not close to the same.

[CHEEZY17]

For the record... I'm Hoover.

Can’t be. The site would be crashing daily and you would have been asking for “donations” for new hardware and/or software that will be used to redo the landscaping around the pool.

That was fucking classic. "I need donations or the site is going down!"
Two weeks later:
"On a completely unrelated note, here's my new improvements around my pool."

[WestTexasCrude]

DT is too busy giving old ladies free a/c checkups and then fucking them out of $1000 in unnecessary parts.

So, Animal and DT were in the same business Dallas vs Austin. So, what was the one thing Animal gave DT unlimited hell about year after year?

Crickets so far.

DT owns an HVAC company, animal owns a road building company. That is not close to the same.

OK, that's my mistake. I thought they both did HVAC work. I have the ultimate question for this "flumper" that will decide it all. And the question is- Animal lives in the Dallas-Ft Worth area. He also owns a ranch weekend, holiday getaway far outside the Cities. In which compass direction does this ranch exist and what town (10,000 + population) is it near?

[DiverTexas]

DT is too busy giving old ladies free a/c checkups and then fucking them out of $1000 in unnecessary parts.

What did you send me in the mail?

[DiverTexas]

Who won the Survivor game at Phoenix?
What did you send them?

[Animal]

man, these are hard ones.









^ said DT working his first shift at the truck stop glory hole.

[DiverTexas]

Not Animal.

[Animal]

Not Animal.

that's because you are me and i am animal. wtc solved this days ago.

[DiverTexas]

Shit, I'm better at trolling than I knew.

[Who]

Shit, I'm better at trolling than I knew.

Uh huh

[WestTexasCrude]

Shit, I'm better at trolling than I knew.

Having your flumper and DT troll accounts seeming to converse deflects no one. Compass direction of the ranch and nearest city?

[necronomous]

Not Animal.

Welcome back

[DiverTexas]

Shit, I'm better at trolling than I knew.

Having your flumper and DT troll accounts seeming to converse deflects no one. Compass direction of the ranch and nearest city?

To my ranch or Animals? Mine is NW of Lampasas.
I know where Animal's is, but I don't give out other peoples personal info on boards.
You wouldn't want me to share your real name and address, would you?

Not Animal.

Welcome back

Thanks Necro, hope all is well with you and the family.

[necronomous]

Not Animal.

Welcome back

Thanks Necro, hope all is well with you and the family.
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We are indeed. Stay at home dad now. Doing a crap ton of home projects.