I think i still have a tube of those in my parents basement somewhere.. got the whole set of Simpsons and several impressive slammers.. mostly sporting yin yangs n shit.
Things Young People Should Know..
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When society collapses those will be our thousand dollar bills.JackRabbit_Slim wrote: ↑Mon Mar 04, 2019 10:14 pmI think i still have a tube of those in my parents basement somewhere.. got the whole set of Simpsons and several impressive slammers.. mostly sporting yin yangs n shit.
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I heard Venezuela is accepting them now.Geist wrote: ↑Mon Mar 04, 2019 10:28 pmWhen society collapses those will be our thousand dollar bills.JackRabbit_Slim wrote: ↑Mon Mar 04, 2019 10:14 pmI think i still have a tube of those in my parents basement somewhere.. got the whole set of Simpsons and several impressive slammers.. mostly sporting yin yangs n shit.
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Tequila slammers?HighNDry wrote: ↑Mon Mar 04, 2019 10:48 pmI heard Venezuela is accepting them now.Geist wrote: ↑Mon Mar 04, 2019 10:28 pmWhen society collapses those will be our thousand dollar bills.JackRabbit_Slim wrote: ↑Mon Mar 04, 2019 10:14 pmI think i still have a tube of those in my parents basement somewhere.. got the whole set of Simpsons and several impressive slammers.. mostly sporting yin yangs n shit.
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How to build a fire without a lighter.
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How to grow something simple like tomatos for your own food and more advanced if they're really interested.
Show them where hamburger and chicken actually come from.
How to catch a fish and clean it and cook it.
How to do the Dead Man's float for hours.
How to grow something simple like tomatos for your own food and more advanced if they're really interested.
Show them where hamburger and chicken actually come from.
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Are you expecting a zombie apocalypse?DandyDon wrote: ↑Mon Mar 04, 2019 10:59 pm How to build a fire without a lighter.
How to catch a fish and clean it and cook it.
How to do the Dead Man's float for hours.
How to grow something simple like tomatos for your own food and more advanced if they're really interested.
Show them where hamburger and chicken actually come from.
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Doesn't he live in Alabama? Land of religious zombies and tornadoesReservoir Dog wrote: ↑Mon Mar 04, 2019 11:15 pmAre you expecting a zombie apocalypse?DandyDon wrote: ↑Mon Mar 04, 2019 10:59 pm How to build a fire without a lighter.
How to catch a fish and clean it and cook it.
How to do the Dead Man's float for hours.
How to grow something simple like tomatos for your own food and more advanced if they're really interested.
Show them where hamburger and chicken actually come from.
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Lol i knew i kept them for a reasonGeist wrote: ↑Mon Mar 04, 2019 10:28 pmWhen society collapses those will be our thousand dollar bills.JackRabbit_Slim wrote: ↑Mon Mar 04, 2019 10:14 pmI think i still have a tube of those in my parents basement somewhere.. got the whole set of Simpsons and several impressive slammers.. mostly sporting yin yangs n shit.
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True dat.captquint wrote: ↑Mon Mar 04, 2019 8:16 pm If I can put my cranky old man pants for a second I feel too many kids hide behind phony "social anxiety" or "autism spectrum" self diagnoses. They are convinced (or have been convinced) that they have disorders when they are really experiencing normal fears and self doubts that just come with being alive. So they never face their fears and grow as person because they can't go to the club or ask that person on a date because of their "disorder".
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I'm actually looking forward to it.Reservoir Dog wrote: ↑Mon Mar 04, 2019 11:15 pmAre you expecting a zombie apocalypse?DandyDon wrote: ↑Mon Mar 04, 2019 10:59 pm How to build a fire without a lighter.
How to catch a fish and clean it and cook it.
How to do the Dead Man's float for hours.
How to grow something simple like tomatos for your own food and more advanced if they're really interested.
Show them where hamburger and chicken actually come from.
Even worse, I live in SC.
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That's like the same thing right?DandyDon wrote: ↑Tue Mar 05, 2019 12:58 amI'm actually looking forward to it.Reservoir Dog wrote: ↑Mon Mar 04, 2019 11:15 pmAre you expecting a zombie apocalypse?DandyDon wrote: ↑Mon Mar 04, 2019 10:59 pm How to build a fire without a lighter.
How to catch a fish and clean it and cook it.
How to do the Dead Man's float for hours.
How to grow something simple like tomatos for your own food and more advanced if they're really interested.
Show them where hamburger and chicken actually come from.
Even worse, I live in SC.
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Worse. We gave the world Trey Gowdy and Nikki Haley.captquint wrote: ↑Tue Mar 05, 2019 1:04 amThat's like the same thing right?DandyDon wrote: ↑Tue Mar 05, 2019 12:58 amI'm actually looking forward to it.Reservoir Dog wrote: ↑Mon Mar 04, 2019 11:15 pmAre you expecting a zombie apocalypse?DandyDon wrote: ↑Mon Mar 04, 2019 10:59 pm How to build a fire without a lighter.
How to catch a fish and clean it and cook it.
How to do the Dead Man's float for hours.
How to grow something simple like tomatos for your own food and more advanced if they're really interested.
Show them where hamburger and chicken actually come from.
Even worse, I live in SC.
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Yeah but, you don't hear assholes yelling "Roll Tide!"DandyDon wrote: ↑Tue Mar 05, 2019 2:27 amWorse. We gave the world Trey Gowdy and Nikki Haley.captquint wrote: ↑Tue Mar 05, 2019 1:04 amThat's like the same thing right?DandyDon wrote: ↑Tue Mar 05, 2019 12:58 amI'm actually looking forward to it.Reservoir Dog wrote: ↑Mon Mar 04, 2019 11:15 pmAre you expecting a zombie apocalypse?DandyDon wrote: ↑Mon Mar 04, 2019 10:59 pm How to build a fire without a lighter.
How to catch a fish and clean it and cook it.
How to do the Dead Man's float for hours.
How to grow something simple like tomatos for your own food and more advanced if they're really interested.
Show them where hamburger and chicken actually come from.
Even worse, I live in SC.
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Actually, he probably does. The Crimson runs deep throughout the South.Antknot wrote: ↑Tue Mar 05, 2019 3:27 amYeah but, you don't hear assholes yelling "Roll Tide!"DandyDon wrote: ↑Tue Mar 05, 2019 2:27 amWorse. We gave the world Trey Gowdy and Nikki Haley.captquint wrote: ↑Tue Mar 05, 2019 1:04 amThat's like the same thing right?DandyDon wrote: ↑Tue Mar 05, 2019 12:58 amI'm actually looking forward to it.Reservoir Dog wrote: ↑Mon Mar 04, 2019 11:15 pmAre you expecting a zombie apocalypse?DandyDon wrote: ↑Mon Mar 04, 2019 10:59 pm How to build a fire without a lighter.
How to catch a fish and clean it and cook it.
How to do the Dead Man's float for hours.
How to grow something simple like tomatos for your own food and more advanced if they're really interested.
Show them where hamburger and chicken actually come from.
Even worse, I live in SC.
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In the upstate it's the Clemson Tigers or USC Gamecocks.more than Alabama.Whackov wrote: ↑Tue Mar 05, 2019 1:28 pmActually, he probably does. The Crimson runs deep throughout the South.Antknot wrote: ↑Tue Mar 05, 2019 3:27 amYeah but, you don't hear assholes yelling "Roll Tide!"
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You should hear the damn Packers fans up here. It's hilarious after a single loss and after the Bears beat them this last year, you'd have thought the world was ending.Antknot wrote: ↑Tue Mar 05, 2019 1:47 pmIn the upstate it's the Clemson Tigers or USC Gamecocks.more than Alabama.
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Not to Don. If you're an R you're automatically a shitpile.
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There's another thing, how to respectfully disagree with someone.
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DandyDon wrote: ↑Tue Mar 05, 2019 12:58 amI'm actually looking forward to it.Reservoir Dog wrote: ↑Mon Mar 04, 2019 11:15 pmAre you expecting a zombie apocalypse?DandyDon wrote: ↑Mon Mar 04, 2019 10:59 pm How to build a fire without a lighter.
How to catch a fish and clean it and cook it.
How to do the Dead Man's float for hours.
How to grow something simple like tomatos for your own food and more advanced if they're really interested.
Show them where hamburger and chicken actually come from.

What if it was one guy with six guns?
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No, a shitheel is a shitheel regardless of what consonant prefixes your name. But you are right, most R's are a shitpile.
Funny how Congressional Hearings are 'utterly useless' now that melting man isnt running them, no?
https://www.thedailybeast.com/trey-gowd ... ly-useless
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TSK! You're just being partisan. You might as well be rooting for the local team. Get into a fight in the bleachers because someone is wearing the other team's jersey. You're why people hate PA fans.DandyDon wrote: ↑Wed Mar 06, 2019 3:02 amNo, a shitheel is a shitheel regardless of what consonant prefixes your name. But you are right, most R's are a shitpile.
Funny how Congressional Hearings are 'utterly useless' now that melting man isnt running them, no?
https://www.thedailybeast.com/trey-gowd ... ly-useless