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Geist wrote: Mon Mar 04, 2019 10:10 pmPogs
I think i still have a tube of those in my parents basement somewhere.. got the whole set of Simpsons and several impressive slammers.. mostly sporting yin yangs n shit.
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JackRabbit_Slim wrote: Mon Mar 04, 2019 10:14 pm
Geist wrote: Mon Mar 04, 2019 10:10 pmPogs
I think i still have a tube of those in my parents basement somewhere.. got the whole set of Simpsons and several impressive slammers.. mostly sporting yin yangs n shit.
When society collapses those will be our thousand dollar bills.
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Geist wrote: Mon Mar 04, 2019 10:28 pm
JackRabbit_Slim wrote: Mon Mar 04, 2019 10:14 pm
Geist wrote: Mon Mar 04, 2019 10:10 pmPogs
I think i still have a tube of those in my parents basement somewhere.. got the whole set of Simpsons and several impressive slammers.. mostly sporting yin yangs n shit.
When society collapses those will be our thousand dollar bills.
I heard Venezuela is accepting them now.
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HighNDry wrote: Mon Mar 04, 2019 10:48 pm
Geist wrote: Mon Mar 04, 2019 10:28 pm
JackRabbit_Slim wrote: Mon Mar 04, 2019 10:14 pm
Geist wrote: Mon Mar 04, 2019 10:10 pmPogs
I think i still have a tube of those in my parents basement somewhere.. got the whole set of Simpsons and several impressive slammers.. mostly sporting yin yangs n shit.
When society collapses those will be our thousand dollar bills.
I heard Venezuela is accepting them now.
Tequila slammers?
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How to build a fire without a lighter.
How to catch a fish and clean it and cook it.
How to do the Dead Man's float for hours.
How to grow something simple like tomatos for your own food and more advanced if they're really interested.
Show them where hamburger and chicken actually come from.
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DandyDon wrote: Mon Mar 04, 2019 10:59 pm How to build a fire without a lighter.
How to catch a fish and clean it and cook it.
How to do the Dead Man's float for hours.
How to grow something simple like tomatos for your own food and more advanced if they're really interested.
Show them where hamburger and chicken actually come from.
Are you expecting a zombie apocalypse?
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Reservoir Dog wrote: Mon Mar 04, 2019 11:15 pm
DandyDon wrote: Mon Mar 04, 2019 10:59 pm How to build a fire without a lighter.
How to catch a fish and clean it and cook it.
How to do the Dead Man's float for hours.
How to grow something simple like tomatos for your own food and more advanced if they're really interested.
Show them where hamburger and chicken actually come from.
Are you expecting a zombie apocalypse?
Doesn't he live in Alabama? Land of religious zombies and tornadoes
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Geist wrote: Mon Mar 04, 2019 10:28 pm
JackRabbit_Slim wrote: Mon Mar 04, 2019 10:14 pm
Geist wrote: Mon Mar 04, 2019 10:10 pmPogs
I think i still have a tube of those in my parents basement somewhere.. got the whole set of Simpsons and several impressive slammers.. mostly sporting yin yangs n shit.
When society collapses those will be our thousand dollar bills.
Lol i knew i kept them for a reason 😎
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captquint wrote: Mon Mar 04, 2019 8:16 pm If I can put my cranky old man pants for a second I feel too many kids hide behind phony "social anxiety" or "autism spectrum" self diagnoses. They are convinced (or have been convinced) that they have disorders when they are really experiencing normal fears and self doubts that just come with being alive. So they never face their fears and grow as person because they can't go to the club or ask that person on a date because of their "disorder".
True dat.
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Re: Things Young People Should Know..

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Reservoir Dog wrote: Mon Mar 04, 2019 11:15 pm
DandyDon wrote: Mon Mar 04, 2019 10:59 pm How to build a fire without a lighter.
How to catch a fish and clean it and cook it.
How to do the Dead Man's float for hours.
How to grow something simple like tomatos for your own food and more advanced if they're really interested.
Show them where hamburger and chicken actually come from.
Are you expecting a zombie apocalypse?
I'm actually looking forward to it.
captquint wrote: Mon Mar 04, 2019 11:17 pm
Doesn't he live in Alabama? Land of religious zombies and tornadoes
Even worse, I live in SC.
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DandyDon wrote: Tue Mar 05, 2019 12:58 am
Reservoir Dog wrote: Mon Mar 04, 2019 11:15 pm
DandyDon wrote: Mon Mar 04, 2019 10:59 pm How to build a fire without a lighter.
How to catch a fish and clean it and cook it.
How to do the Dead Man's float for hours.
How to grow something simple like tomatos for your own food and more advanced if they're really interested.
Show them where hamburger and chicken actually come from.
Are you expecting a zombie apocalypse?
I'm actually looking forward to it.
captquint wrote: Mon Mar 04, 2019 11:17 pm
Doesn't he live in Alabama? Land of religious zombies and tornadoes
Even worse, I live in SC.
That's like the same thing right?
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captquint wrote: Tue Mar 05, 2019 1:04 am
DandyDon wrote: Tue Mar 05, 2019 12:58 am
Reservoir Dog wrote: Mon Mar 04, 2019 11:15 pm
DandyDon wrote: Mon Mar 04, 2019 10:59 pm How to build a fire without a lighter.
How to catch a fish and clean it and cook it.
How to do the Dead Man's float for hours.
How to grow something simple like tomatos for your own food and more advanced if they're really interested.
Show them where hamburger and chicken actually come from.
Are you expecting a zombie apocalypse?
I'm actually looking forward to it.
captquint wrote: Mon Mar 04, 2019 11:17 pm
Doesn't he live in Alabama? Land of religious zombies and tornadoes
Even worse, I live in SC.
That's like the same thing right?
Worse. We gave the world Trey Gowdy and Nikki Haley.
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Re: Things Young People Should Know..

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DandyDon wrote: Tue Mar 05, 2019 2:27 am
captquint wrote: Tue Mar 05, 2019 1:04 am
DandyDon wrote: Tue Mar 05, 2019 12:58 am
Reservoir Dog wrote: Mon Mar 04, 2019 11:15 pm
DandyDon wrote: Mon Mar 04, 2019 10:59 pm How to build a fire without a lighter.
How to catch a fish and clean it and cook it.
How to do the Dead Man's float for hours.
How to grow something simple like tomatos for your own food and more advanced if they're really interested.
Show them where hamburger and chicken actually come from.
Are you expecting a zombie apocalypse?
I'm actually looking forward to it.
captquint wrote: Mon Mar 04, 2019 11:17 pm
Doesn't he live in Alabama? Land of religious zombies and tornadoes
Even worse, I live in SC.
That's like the same thing right?
Worse. We gave the world Trey Gowdy and Nikki Haley.
Yeah but, you don't hear assholes yelling "Roll Tide!"
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Re: Things Young People Should Know..

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Antknot wrote: Tue Mar 05, 2019 3:27 am
DandyDon wrote: Tue Mar 05, 2019 2:27 am
captquint wrote: Tue Mar 05, 2019 1:04 am
DandyDon wrote: Tue Mar 05, 2019 12:58 am
Reservoir Dog wrote: Mon Mar 04, 2019 11:15 pm
DandyDon wrote: Mon Mar 04, 2019 10:59 pm How to build a fire without a lighter.
How to catch a fish and clean it and cook it.
How to do the Dead Man's float for hours.
How to grow something simple like tomatos for your own food and more advanced if they're really interested.
Show them where hamburger and chicken actually come from.
Are you expecting a zombie apocalypse?
I'm actually looking forward to it.
captquint wrote: Mon Mar 04, 2019 11:17 pm
Doesn't he live in Alabama? Land of religious zombies and tornadoes
Even worse, I live in SC.
That's like the same thing right?
Worse. We gave the world Trey Gowdy and Nikki Haley.
Yeah but, you don't hear assholes yelling "Roll Tide!"
Actually, he probably does. The Crimson runs deep throughout the South.
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Whackov wrote: Tue Mar 05, 2019 1:28 pm
Antknot wrote: Tue Mar 05, 2019 3:27 am
DandyDon wrote: Tue Mar 05, 2019 2:27 am
captquint wrote: Tue Mar 05, 2019 1:04 am
DandyDon wrote: Tue Mar 05, 2019 12:58 am
Reservoir Dog wrote: Mon Mar 04, 2019 11:15 pm Are you expecting a zombie apocalypse?
I'm actually looking forward to it.
captquint wrote: Mon Mar 04, 2019 11:17 pm
Doesn't he live in Alabama? Land of religious zombies and tornadoes
Even worse, I live in SC.
That's like the same thing right?
Worse. We gave the world Trey Gowdy and Nikki Haley.
Yeah but, you don't hear assholes yelling "Roll Tide!"
Actually, he probably does. The Crimson runs deep throughout the South.
In the upstate it's the Clemson Tigers or USC Gamecocks.more than Alabama.
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Antknot wrote: Tue Mar 05, 2019 1:47 pm
Whackov wrote: Tue Mar 05, 2019 1:28 pm
Antknot wrote: Tue Mar 05, 2019 3:27 am
DandyDon wrote: Tue Mar 05, 2019 2:27 am
captquint wrote: Tue Mar 05, 2019 1:04 am
DandyDon wrote: Tue Mar 05, 2019 12:58 am I'm actually looking forward to it.
Even worse, I live in SC.
That's like the same thing right?
Worse. We gave the world Trey Gowdy and Nikki Haley.
Yeah but, you don't hear assholes yelling "Roll Tide!"
Actually, he probably does. The Crimson runs deep throughout the South.
In the upstate it's the Clemson Tigers or USC Gamecocks.more than Alabama.
You should hear the damn Packers fans up here. It's hilarious after a single loss and after the Bears beat them this last year, you'd have thought the world was ending.
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DandyDon wrote: Tue Mar 05, 2019 2:27 am

Worse. We gave the world Trey Gowdy and Nikki Haley.
Trey Gowdy and Nikki Haley are two good people.
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VinceBordenIII wrote: Tue Mar 05, 2019 6:02 pm
DandyDon wrote: Tue Mar 05, 2019 2:27 am

Worse. We gave the world Trey Gowdy and Nikki Haley.
Trey Gowdy and Nikki Haley are two good people.
Not to Don. If you're an R you're automatically a shitpile.
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CHEEZY17 wrote: Tue Mar 05, 2019 6:13 pm
VinceBordenIII wrote: Tue Mar 05, 2019 6:02 pm
DandyDon wrote: Tue Mar 05, 2019 2:27 am

Worse. We gave the world Trey Gowdy and Nikki Haley.
Trey Gowdy and Nikki Haley are two good people.
Not to Don. If you're an R you're automatically a shitpile.
There's another thing, how to respectfully disagree with someone.
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DandyDon wrote: Tue Mar 05, 2019 12:58 am
Reservoir Dog wrote: Mon Mar 04, 2019 11:15 pm
DandyDon wrote: Mon Mar 04, 2019 10:59 pm How to build a fire without a lighter.
How to catch a fish and clean it and cook it.
How to do the Dead Man's float for hours.
How to grow something simple like tomatos for your own food and more advanced if they're really interested.
Show them where hamburger and chicken actually come from.
Are you expecting a zombie apocalypse?
I'm actually looking forward to it.

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CHEEZY17 wrote: Tue Mar 05, 2019 6:13 pm
VinceBordenIII wrote: Tue Mar 05, 2019 6:02 pm
DandyDon wrote: Tue Mar 05, 2019 2:27 am

Worse. We gave the world Trey Gowdy and Nikki Haley.
Trey Gowdy and Nikki Haley are two good people.
Not to Don. If you're an R you're automatically a shitpile.
No, a shitheel is a shitheel regardless of what consonant prefixes your name. But you are right, most R's are a shitpile.

Funny how Congressional Hearings are 'utterly useless' now that melting man isnt running them, no?


https://www.thedailybeast.com/trey-gowd ... ly-useless
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DandyDon wrote: Wed Mar 06, 2019 3:02 am
CHEEZY17 wrote: Tue Mar 05, 2019 6:13 pm
VinceBordenIII wrote: Tue Mar 05, 2019 6:02 pm
DandyDon wrote: Tue Mar 05, 2019 2:27 am

Worse. We gave the world Trey Gowdy and Nikki Haley.
Trey Gowdy and Nikki Haley are two good people.
Not to Don. If you're an R you're automatically a shitpile.
No, a shitheel is a shitheel regardless of what consonant prefixes your name. But you are right, most R's are a shitpile.

Funny how Congressional Hearings are 'utterly useless' now that melting man isnt running them, no?


https://www.thedailybeast.com/trey-gowd ... ly-useless
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