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Do you believe in some kind of afterlife?
Reincarnation? Heaven? Wandering the earth for all eternity? Back to the code toolkit?
It’s hard for me to imagine that this is it.
Where did we come from? What’s the point? Etc.

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We all die. The end.
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megman wrote: Wed Feb 20, 2019 3:24 pm42
You took my answer, ya fucker!
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megman wrote: Wed Feb 20, 2019 3:24 pm42
I don’t get it.
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VinceBordenIII wrote: Wed Feb 20, 2019 3:56 pm
megman wrote: Wed Feb 20, 2019 3:24 pm42
I don’t get it.
Obviously you haven't read the Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy. In the HHGTTG, Deep Thought, a super computer, is asked what is the meaning of life, the Universe and everything.

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No I do not. And the meaning of life is to live it.
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I'm not coming back again. Fuck that.
I blame Biker.
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Reincarnation. (But not Hindu style, the idea of coming back as a tapeworm is silly).

Its the only thing that makes sense.

To think we live one life and either die and turn to dust- or some how transport to some magical land of pure happiness/terror (heaven/hell) is a dangerous mentality. One that guarantees things will only get worse.

If people, even if wrong, seriously thought they would come back to this shithole world and live in the muck of our own careless decadence; people might break the perpetual loop that is human selfishness and apathy.
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PimpDaddy wrote: Wed Feb 20, 2019 3:34 pm We all die.
It's amazing how many people seriously struggle with this. It sucks, it's also an unavoidable reality so plan accordingly.
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beagleboy wrote: Thu Feb 21, 2019 2:51 pm
PimpDaddy wrote: Wed Feb 20, 2019 3:34 pm We all die.
It's amazing how many people seriously struggle with this. It sucks, it's also an unavoidable reality so plan accordingly.
I plan on living forever. So far, so good.
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You get about 80 years on earth and you're done, that's it, nothing beyond, no do-overs, good bye.
wut?
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Wut wrote: Fri Feb 22, 2019 1:30 am You get about 80 years on earth and you're done, that's it, nothing beyond, no do-overs, good bye.
Now you tell me.
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