So that Party Planner position has been filled

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So that Party Planner position has been filled

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Meet Rachel

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Yeah, most of you have heard of her. She's that mom that threw a party at her house for her 16 year old daughter. She let them have alcohol and smoke pot. Then she played naked twister with them. While they played twister she took an 18 year old boy into the bathroom and had sex with him. But, she was still horny. So what would any 36 year old mother do?

Yep, she went to her bedroom and got her sex toys and went back out to the party and let them all watch her pleasure herself.

Then its on to the hot tub with all of the party goers. Naked hot tub times.

But all parties end with tired people, so she goes to bed. And she is awakened when her daughter's 16 year old boyfriend, who she described to police as "well endowed", was having sex with her.

So, our search is over. Rachel, start planning.
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All positions seem to have been filled. If you took a black light to that Twister board it probably looks like a Jackson Pollock painting.
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I wonder if she eats ass
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She seems nice!
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captquint wrote: Sat Feb 16, 2019 11:06 pm I wonder if she eats ass
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Surely she must have some pictures floating out there.
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Whackov wrote: Sat Feb 16, 2019 11:15 pm Surely she must have some pictures floating out there.
when is the last time a bunch of 16 to 18 year old kids kept their cell phones with them during something like that?
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That's a hell of an achievement for one night.
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A fucking 4 year old story, that was all over UJ back then, is worthy of a thread again?
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[quote=Flumper post_id=10523 time=1550357277 user_id=196]
Meet Rachel

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And, that picture isn't even the party mom, it's professional poker player Clonie Gowen.

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